Uber司機與乘客 - 成人話題討論

By Emma
at 2016-04-20T01:53

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大家安安

魯妹又來了

最近是很喜歡叫Uber來搭的魯妹

因為魯妹太魯了
然後發現

可惡 Uber太多帥司機了
我忍不住就不停花錢（誤）

太好奇了
大家有沒有Uber艷遇的八卦啊

是說今天下午就坐到一個帥大叔的車子
然後要下車前
對方問我：妳常坐Uber嗎
我回答：是最近常搭

他愣了一下大概兩三秒

然後後來就回說：希望下次還有機會載到妳

魯妹萬分後悔沒跟大叔搭訕
（完全我的菜啊）

然後就在跟朋友聊

某個女生朋友說我傻傻的

她說：感覺妳就是那種…會期待司機沒載妳到目的地，

妳問他說：「司機，這不是我的目的地。」
然後把裙子掀起來讓司機幹
然後司機葛格回答：「這裡就是我的目的地」

結果朋友這麼一調侃我
魯妹我就濕了啊！！

來說個糟糕的事情

魯妹有天跟朋友出去玩
然後全身中空（沒內衣褲）然後穿水手服
後來跟一個女生朋友去吃熱炒喝酒
然後在熱炒店被一群陌生男生起鬨>\\\<
（但那個朋友因為那時候在座位上不知道這件事情）
後來在Uber上因為喝了點酒腦袋有點不清楚
我直接跟女生朋友說我沒穿內衣褲被發現結果被起鬨的事情

然後Uber司機（一樣是帥哥）就插話說：好害羞啊

真是糗炸啊
完全是魯妹的羞恥Play
馬上酒醒

還好我沒說我屁股塞著兔尾巴啊
（我有很小心讓裙子墊在屁股底下沒有達成淫水計程車成就哦XD）
（喂）

來張那天塞兔尾巴的照片

http://i.imgur.com/Ylaod8S.jpg

根本超羞恥啊
那天回家一個人沒男人
一直塞著尾巴
然後又在車上發生羞恥Play.....>\\\\\\<

根本濕到不行啊！

（好想聽有沒有人有艷遇哦哈哈哈）
（魯妹揮手下沉）

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All Comments

By Annie
at 2016-04-21T12:38

兔肉好吃

By Faithe
at 2016-04-22T23:24

蠻有肉的

By Eden
at 2016-04-24T10:09

如果在台中，魯叔願意當妳的Uber

By Iris
at 2016-04-25T20:55

推魯妹

By Jacob
at 2016-04-27T07:41

好色喔妳

By Ethan
at 2016-04-28T18:26

這屁股很好！

By Queena
at 2016-04-30T05:12

色色的屁股，站內請回

By Brianna
at 2016-05-01T15:57

尾巴都要濕了

By Necoo
at 2016-05-03T02:43

想開Uber了

By Gary
at 2016-05-04T13:29

聽說兔肉營養價值高

By Zora
at 2016-05-06T00:14

幻想歸幻想..認真講還是注意一下安全

By Megan
at 2016-05-07T11:00

適合%%%的屁屁

By Connor
at 2016-05-08T21:46

溼了

By Kama
at 2016-05-10T08:31

哈哈哈有笑有推

By Olga
at 2016-05-11T19:17

我還是喜歡A-Ga的屁股

By Candice
at 2016-05-13T06:02

馬上申請UBER司機

By Oscar
at 2016-05-14T16:48

這腿...下一位

By Susan
at 2016-05-16T03:34

寄

By Belly
at 2016-05-17T14:19

這屁股%%響啊！極品！

By Edith
at 2016-05-19T01:05

這個角度…看起來比較像大完便擦屁股的時候衛生紙卡在
屁股…

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-20T11:50

爆uber

By Valerie
at 2016-05-21T22:36

讚！有肉的屁屁才是極品啊

By Hazel
at 2016-05-23T09:22

啊~~~~下次再讓姐姐咬你啊~~~~~~

By Lily
at 2016-05-24T20:07

有笑有推

By Steve
at 2016-05-26T06:53

Uber還沒合法化就是了沒興趣挑戰

By Zora
at 2016-05-27T17:39

兔尾巴感覺好短不好看，還是狐狸尾巴好>\\\\<

By Bennie
at 2016-05-29T04:24

這樣坐的下去嗎？

By Jacob
at 2016-05-30T15:10

不錯

By Zanna
at 2016-06-01T01:55

認同亮亮說的.....................

By Christine
at 2016-06-02T12:41

怒下載uber一起去目的地了啦哈哈哈

By Kumar
at 2016-06-03T23:27

到底被起什麼鬨？

By Donna
at 2016-06-05T10:12

還以為會是圓形的尾巴

By Isla
at 2016-06-06T20:58

...低級當有趣

By Hedy
at 2016-06-08T07:43

馬上申請+1....

By Adele
at 2016-06-09T18:29

呃...我該說什麼

By Necoo
at 2016-06-11T05:15

兔尾巴要圓圓derrrr

By Yuri
at 2016-06-12T16:00

XDDDDD

By Susan
at 2016-06-14T02:46

這屁股很肉.....

By Jake
at 2016-06-15T13:32

被起鬨要求做什麼? 這語言能力.....

By Agatha
at 2016-06-17T00:17

這我可以

By Annie
at 2016-06-18T11:03

我覺得我的狐狸尾巴比較好看( 될▽ ` )ﾉ

By Wallis
at 2016-06-19T21:48

熱炒店那段....sod都是真的

By Leila
at 2016-06-21T08:34

這屁股跟大腿...太鬆了

By Kelly
at 2016-06-22T19:20

這是龍妹吧

By Jack
at 2016-06-24T06:05

這屁股...

By Madame
at 2016-06-25T16:51

召喚台獨機關槍跟東區.........

By Faithe
at 2016-06-27T03:36

推啊

By Kelly
at 2016-06-28T14:22

嘻嘻

By Valerie
at 2016-06-30T01:08

推可愛的尾巴

By Aaliyah
at 2016-07-01T11:53

嗯？

By Liam
at 2016-07-02T22:39

這樣也敢放照片真有自信.....

By Rae
at 2016-07-04T09:25

....

By Thomas
at 2016-07-05T20:10

橘皮？

By Doris
at 2016-07-07T06:56

請餵狗 fake taxi 系列

By Harry
at 2016-07-08T17:41

鬆

By Harry
at 2016-07-10T04:27

很好的邂逅

By Hazel
at 2016-07-11T15:13

是龍兒

By Franklin
at 2016-07-13T01:58

是餓龍

By Jake
at 2016-07-14T12:44

我還想說司機怎麼只有說話，看到照片我就懂了

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-15T23:30

龍尾巴

By Audriana
at 2016-07-17T10:15

為啥要塞尾巴阿？是被下指令之類的嗎？

By Kumar
at 2016-07-18T21:01

龍

By Xanthe
at 2016-07-20T07:46

頗。。。pass

By Hedda
at 2016-07-21T18:32

照片位置其實是男人右手臂跟右胸

By Daph Bay
at 2016-07-23T05:18

龍兒是妳？

By Linda
at 2016-07-24T16:03

有自信給推！！

By Linda
at 2016-07-26T02:49

這屁股好漂亮

By Steve
at 2016-07-27T13:34

這是阿嬤下垂屁股吧

By Isla
at 2016-07-29T00:20

龍

By Elvira
at 2016-07-30T11:06

花痴

By Ida
at 2016-07-31T21:51

在徵屠龍手嗎

By Regina
at 2016-08-02T08:37

肉球我撲倒

By Connor
at 2016-08-03T19:23

我的姑姑

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-05T06:08

三杯兔

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-08-06T16:54

多多運動不會錯!

By Anthony
at 2016-08-08T03:39

好噁… 司機回家一定猛洗車

By Queena
at 2016-08-09T14:25

讚

By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-11T01:11

好大的兔子

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-12T11:56

還是狐狸尾巴好

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-13T22:42

寄了，回我

By Zora
at 2016-08-15T09:27

亮亮超靠盃的XDDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-08-16T20:13

下次狐狸尾巴

By Connor
at 2016-08-18T06:59

龍滾

By Leila
at 2016-08-19T17:44

龍騎士快上

By Leila
at 2016-08-21T04:30

我只是形容第一眼看得感覺啦!!!我沒有要靠背的意思

By Michael
at 2016-08-22T15:16

厲害

By Eartha
at 2016-08-24T02:01

我也覺得不是很美觀...

By Annie
at 2016-08-25T12:47

沒運動鬆

By Liam
at 2016-08-26T23:32

龍屁股

By Frederic
at 2016-08-28T10:18

好嗨！

By Quanna
at 2016-08-29T21:04

好噁

By Yuri
at 2016-08-31T07:49

做夢夢到、富二代開名字假uber真釣妹
開名車

By Aaliyah
at 2016-09-01T18:35

愛看還愛噓是怎樣

By Olga
at 2016-09-03T05:20

正點！

By Audriana
at 2016-09-04T16:06

是龍妹不是魯妹

By Robert
at 2016-09-06T02:52

。。這我不行..

By Callum
at 2016-09-07T13:37

台中Uber坐過開Altis的熱褲正妹

By Edith
at 2016-09-09T00:23

這麼好康!?看來我的賓士該開出來做Uber了...

By Franklin
at 2016-09-10T11:09

UBER司機不可以騷擾乘客,要是被乘客投訴騷擾會被永久停

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-09-11T21:54

第一眼看好像胸部～

By Oliver
at 2016-09-13T08:40

龍腿

By Ophelia
at 2016-09-14T19:25

有點像紙黏土

By Hardy
at 2016-09-16T06:11

腿部贅肉比較噁沒錯

By Mary
at 2016-09-17T16:57

這大腿超龍

By Hazel
at 2016-09-19T03:42

faketaxi?

By Agnes
at 2016-09-20T14:28

這屁股不讚不行

By Elvira
at 2016-09-22T01:13

uber本來就一堆司機，開車的目地是把妹的

By William
at 2016-09-23T11:59

龍到爆

By Kama
at 2016-09-24T22:45

有沒有興趣報名健身重建屁股蛋...

By Elma
at 2016-09-26T09:30

想吃

By Charlie
at 2016-09-27T20:16

橘子皮

By Michael
at 2016-09-29T07:02

有點肥

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-30T17:47

推

By Valerie
at 2016-10-02T04:33

人中之龍

By Donna
at 2016-10-03T15:18

人中之龍極

By Heather
at 2016-10-05T02:04

決定不跑旅遊趟換跑道去當uber司機好了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-06T12:50

請他載妳去摩鐵，司機先生，可以停進車庫嗎

By Sarah
at 2016-10-07T23:35

吼看到髒東西了

By Callum
at 2016-10-09T10:21

人中之龍

By Ula
at 2016-10-10T21:07

去運動啦好塌陷哦

By Heather
at 2016-10-12T07:52

錢真難賺

By Megan
at 2016-10-13T18:38

這大腿就露餡了阿，根本龍！！

By Joseph
at 2016-10-15T05:23

龍屁股判定

By Zora
at 2016-10-16T16:09

窩看了甚麼

By Elizabeth
at 2016-10-18T02:55

那個腿我不行

By Ina
at 2016-10-19T13:40

這大腿

By Donna
at 2016-10-21T00:26

By Faithe
at 2016-10-22T11:11

小龍是妳? 目測大約68KG吧

By Steve
at 2016-10-23T21:57

龍

By Anonymous
at 2016-10-25T08:43

這是剛拉完屎？

By Charlie
at 2016-10-26T19:28

不能只有我看到.....

By Frederic
at 2016-10-28T06:14

這腿我不行...

By Franklin
at 2016-10-29T17:00

這屁股我不行超鬆

By Emily
at 2016-10-31T03:45

想給妳用別的尾巴

By Liam
at 2016-11-01T14:31

這橘皮......

By Candice
at 2016-11-03T01:16

月巴

By Damian
at 2016-11-04T12:02

這龍寶寶嚇死本寶寶了

By James
at 2016-11-05T22:48

這是你引以為傲的有運動的屁股喔XDDDD

By Sandy
at 2016-11-07T09:33

申請ing

By Andrew
at 2016-11-08T20:19

...

By Rae
at 2016-11-10T07:04

肥又垂

By Aaliyah
at 2016-11-11T17:50

不要人身攻勢....

By Iris
at 2016-11-13T04:36

其實比較悲哀的是連女性版友都噓了又不是每個都女神

By Yedda
at 2016-11-14T15:21

目測100

By Kama
at 2016-11-16T02:07

這我有印象 158/7X 留給樓下

By Genevieve
at 2016-11-17T12:53

我不行電梯向下

By Margaret
at 2016-11-18T23:38

拒當屠龍者

By Zenobia
at 2016-11-20T10:24

微龍！想當初我坐騎也滿會濕

By Noah
at 2016-11-21T21:09

你下次搭車的時候可能要固意帶不夠錢才有機會被...

By Yuri
at 2016-11-23T07:55

呵呵

By Anonymous
at 2016-11-24T18:41

看到衛生紙卡在屁股大笑XDDDDDDDD

By George
at 2016-11-26T05:26

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By Ida
at 2016-11-27T16:12

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By Anonymous
at 2016-11-29T02:57

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By Catherine
at 2016-11-30T13:43

不瘦

By Caitlin
at 2016-12-02T00:29

目測80kg 別再幻想被搭訕了

By Gilbert
at 2016-12-03T11:14

龍兔？

By Michael
at 2016-12-04T22:00

魯龍才對!

By Sarah
at 2016-12-06T08:46

fake taxi?

By Lauren
at 2016-12-07T19:31

這橘皮太激烈了...

By Xanthe
at 2016-12-09T06:17

橘皮...

By Michael
at 2016-12-10T17:02

這是一頭屬龍的兔子

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