ttb請進 - 成人話題討論

By Necoo
at 2015-08-17T12:01

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我一直很多話想跟你說

回想以前我們兩人一起共事的時候

你就一直是帥氣的存在

而我是丟臉搞笑的代表

你就好似羅志祥一樣

人帥身材好粉絲眾多能力強

匿名帳號也歸你管？？

而我卻是只能當扮醜的歐漢聲一樣

發廢文欠噓公告也被罵

但我還是很認真的想在小雞身上學些什麼

讓自己成為人生勝利組

我努力的找正確的風向

看你的判決學習做出較為公正的懲罰

盡力的找到鄉民的點鄉民愛的梗

漸漸的

我的公告比較噓和推都緩緩上升

儘管噓還是比較多…

但我逐漸走向正確的道路找到自己的專長

好比歐漢聲找到模仿主持一樣

就在參與法西斯一戰

耀揚的聲望來到了生涯頂峰

當時只要發個公告，皆是慢慢的尊重

但我卻在版主生涯最如意的時候

收到兵單了

對於１０天候即將入伍的我

只能火速辭掉工作

然後請辭版主

頂著光頭和無比的爛心情等入伍

儘管入伍了

但我還是惦記著西斯版的各位

我努力在當兵的十一個月裡

寫下了一篇篇各位極度厭惡的廢文

因為老天實在對我太不公平了

我只好用廢文讓你們眼睛心靈受創

這樣才能調適一些

這麼多年過去了

小雞依舊發光發熱

甚至跟耀揚的多位女神合作過

讓我非常受創

在兵役後真的回不去了

非常令人感慨

為什麼就沒人肯真的出來幹死ttb呢…

(以上純屬虛構，謝謝小雞長年付出)

(西斯歐漢聲下臺一鞠躬...)

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By Regina
at 2015-08-20T06:51

By Joe
at 2015-08-23T01:42

尊重

By Jessica
at 2015-08-25T20:32

包容

By Dinah
at 2015-08-28T15:22

耀揚哥必推

By Oliver
at 2015-08-31T10:13

你怎麼知道他雞小？

By Jack
at 2015-09-03T05:03

尊重

By Xanthe
at 2015-09-05T23:53

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By Jake
at 2015-09-08T18:44

西斯板好久不見惹

By Leila
at 2015-09-11T13:34

尊重是一定要的

By Ina
at 2015-09-14T08:25

你還是別出來亂吧

By Bennie
at 2015-09-17T03:15

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By Elvira
at 2015-09-19T22:05

有夠廢...

By Susan
at 2015-09-22T16:56

你的肌肉圖呢

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-25T11:46

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By Michael
at 2015-09-28T06:36

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By Carol
at 2015-10-01T01:27

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By George
at 2015-10-03T20:17

廢文

By Michael
at 2015-10-06T15:07

當歐漢聲比較好，老婆都生小孩了

By Yuri
at 2015-10-09T09:58

來了來了，ttb你這個M

By Xanthe
at 2015-10-12T04:48

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By Megan
at 2015-10-14T23:38

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at 2015-10-17T18:29

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at 2015-10-20T13:19

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at 2015-10-23T08:09

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at 2015-10-26T03:00

2是給耀揚的尊重

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at 2015-10-28T21:50

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at 2015-10-31T16:40

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at 2015-11-03T11:31

必噓

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at 2015-11-06T06:21

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at 2015-11-09T01:12

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By James
at 2015-11-11T20:02

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-11-14T14:52

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at 2015-11-17T09:43

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By Carol
at 2015-11-20T04:33

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at 2015-11-22T23:23

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at 2015-11-25T18:14

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at 2015-11-28T13:04

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at 2015-12-01T07:54

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at 2015-12-04T02:45

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By Lucy
at 2015-12-06T21:35

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By John
at 2015-12-09T16:25

respect

By Victoria
at 2015-12-12T11:16

耀揚大人！！

By Hedy
at 2015-12-15T06:06

尊重

By Hedy
at 2015-12-18T00:56

可惜你沒管道匿名文不然就夜夜春宵約不完惹

By Gary
at 2015-12-20T19:47

給尊重

By Carol
at 2015-12-23T14:37

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at 2015-12-26T09:27

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at 2015-12-29T04:18

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at 2015-12-31T23:08

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at 2016-01-03T17:59

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at 2016-01-06T12:49

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at 2016-01-09T07:39

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at 2016-01-12T02:30

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at 2016-01-14T21:20

Respect!

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at 2016-01-17T16:10

好

By Catherine
at 2016-01-20T11:01

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By Delia
at 2016-01-23T05:51

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By Iris
at 2016-01-26T00:41

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By Kristin
at 2016-01-28T19:32

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By Gary
at 2016-01-31T14:22

要癢！

By Odelette
at 2016-02-03T09:12

終於啊

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-06T04:03

在NBA版黑掉哩~阿~~~要壞掉啦~~~

By Jake
at 2016-02-08T22:53

耀揚哥，我尊重你

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-02-11T17:43

要陽!

By Donna
at 2016-02-14T12:34

lol版不能噓這裡噓死你

By Emily
at 2016-02-17T07:24

你的話給尊重

By Audriana
at 2016-02-20T02:14

理性包容尊重

By Frederica
at 2016-02-22T21:05

Res5ect

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at 2016-02-25T15:55

By Edith
at 2016-02-28T10:46

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By Dinah
at 2016-03-02T05:36

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By John
at 2016-03-05T00:26

我這個人白目不給尊重的

By Isla
at 2016-03-07T19:17

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By Rae
at 2016-03-10T14:07

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at 2016-03-13T08:57

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By Sierra Rose
at 2016-03-16T03:48

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By Kama
at 2016-03-18T22:38

想當初你在joke板發廢文的時候...

By Harry
at 2016-03-21T17:28

還錢好嗎？

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-24T12:19

嗨

By Zora
at 2016-03-27T07:09

幹錢還了沒

By Jack
at 2016-03-30T01:59

我支持你

By Andy
at 2016-04-01T20:50

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By Olive
at 2016-04-04T15:40

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at 2016-04-07T10:30

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at 2016-04-10T05:21

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By Faithe
at 2016-04-13T00:11

耀揚掰

By Kumar
at 2016-04-15T19:01

閱

By Mason
at 2016-04-18T13:52

好久不見。

By Carol
at 2016-04-21T08:42

要癢不癢～推

By Lauren
at 2016-04-24T03:33

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By Damian
at 2016-04-26T22:23

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at 2016-04-29T17:13

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at 2016-05-02T12:04

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at 2016-05-05T06:54

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at 2016-05-08T01:44

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at 2016-05-10T20:35

耀癢就是尊重

By Sandy
at 2016-05-13T15:25

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By Isabella
at 2016-05-16T10:15

你怎麼到哪都被噓呢藥羊

By Connor
at 2016-05-19T05:06

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By Sarah
at 2016-05-21T23:56

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阿..居然推到了

By William
at 2016-05-24T18:46

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By John
at 2016-05-27T13:37

樓下ttb

By Wallis
at 2016-05-30T08:27

看到耀揚尊重是一定要的啦!

By Ethan
at 2016-06-02T03:17

尊重

By David
at 2016-06-04T22:08

耀揚多久沒發文了這一噓給你拜託快發文

By Callum
at 2016-06-07T16:58

...

By Catherine
at 2016-06-10T11:48

respect

By Erin
at 2016-06-13T06:39

為什麼鳥人都不出現了

By Rae
at 2016-06-16T01:29

耀揚必噓

By Selena
at 2016-06-18T20:20

？

By William
at 2016-06-21T15:10

怎麼會有這麼...算了，尊重

By Gary
at 2016-06-24T10:00

尊重

By Dora
at 2016-06-27T04:51

還是要尊重

By Margaret
at 2016-06-29T23:41

奠董

By Yedda
at 2016-07-02T18:31

喜歡耀揚x鳥人x詩人的合作文！希望還有機會看到QQ

By Olive
at 2016-07-05T13:22

推樓上鳥人勒

By Rachel
at 2016-07-08T08:12

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By Ina
at 2016-07-11T03:02

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By Skylar Davis
at 2016-07-13T21:53

尊重
靠要按錯樓下幫噓

By Rae
at 2016-07-16T16:43

你也懂尊重？

By Kama
at 2016-07-19T11:33

By David
at 2016-07-22T06:24

By Gilbert
at 2016-07-25T01:14

尊重

By David
at 2016-07-27T20:04

耀揚哥給尊重

By Lily
at 2016-07-30T14:55

By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-02T09:45

尊重

By Edith
at 2016-08-05T04:35

By Ida
at 2016-08-07T23:26

嗯

By Joseph
at 2016-08-10T18:16

zzz

By Sarah
at 2016-08-13T13:07

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By Hedy
at 2016-08-16T07:57

先好屁股吧真男人

By Dorothy
at 2016-08-19T02:47

耀揚必噓

By Hedwig
at 2016-08-21T21:38

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By Sarah
at 2016-08-24T16:28

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By Eden
at 2016-08-27T11:18

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By Vanessa
at 2016-08-30T06:09

UCCU，這樣正經的文結果得不到XX的尊重

By Annie
at 2016-09-02T00:59

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By Emily
at 2016-09-04T19:49

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By Christine
at 2016-09-07T14:40

2尊重

By Thomas
at 2016-09-10T09:30

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By Connor
at 2016-09-13T04:20

+++

By Mason
at 2016-09-15T23:11

耀揚哥一定要尊重

By Edwina
at 2016-09-18T18:01

耀揚!

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-21T12:51

尊重

By Margaret
at 2016-09-24T07:42

採擷

By Iris
at 2016-09-27T02:32

Ttb事件後回頭看這篇.........給推了

By Ursula
at 2016-09-29T21:22

友善

ttb請進 - 成人話題討論

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