sexpanda - 成人話題討論

By Susan
at 2019-09-09T17:49
at 2019-09-09T17:49
Table of Contents
時序來到九月,
又有朋友在ig上複習那首老歌
“九月裡,
忙碌無聊
一切都好
只缺打炮”
LA JA BOR, LA JA BOR~
LA JA BOR, LA JA BOR
我也不禁跟著唱起來~
誒不是,是我看錯,應該缺打炮的只有我 QQ
話說因為近日工作實在各種開花 各種忙碌
各種邀約也很難得接上線,只能各種錯過
某個夜裡,突然有人敲我
https://imgur.com/lKFlbE2.jpg
凌晨半夜兩點半?!!!!
問一個女孩子家要不要出去找他打炮嗎?
幹,我再怎麼卵子衝腦,也無法好嗎!
我知道大家工作都忙,實在很難抽出時間
but再怎麼以為自己又粗又大又高又帥也不是這樣啊啊啊QQ
後來這位先生也跟我道歉說,不好意思這樣臨時。
但我還是忍不住跟別的朋友說了。
朋友回得很妙,
他說,
他當妳
sexpanda嗎?
靠北!
可不可以不要這麼專業!QQ
這種半夜邀約真的把人家當成什麼啦!
但話說回來,
性不就一個衝動而已嘛?
難不成大家約炮是兩三個星期前約好兩三個星期後打炮嗎
那樣也太沒fu了不是嗎QQ
然後,退一萬步想
如果女生也能有sexpanda的服務就好了齁~
餓了就點餐,還可以app追蹤 現在到哪裡了,或是肉棒目前充血度那種,
感覺就很美好的世界大同景象啊啊啊~
補西斯點:
幹,不要再嗆我了啦
開宗明義就說只缺打炮了啊
因為工作忙到,實在很難跟其他人時間接上啊
不過我最近發現一個新聞
https://imgur.com/gyxYWdt.jpg
馬的,要是真的也太嗨!
啊話說我八月也在香港的啊,
還能為勇士提供性服務我怎麼不知道啦!
不是少女也課以嗎~
早知道我就去排隊了齁!
勇武派感覺真的就是比和理非man很多啊!
--
又有朋友在ig上複習那首老歌
“九月裡,
忙碌無聊
一切都好
只缺打炮”
LA JA BOR, LA JA BOR~
LA JA BOR, LA JA BOR
我也不禁跟著唱起來~
誒不是,是我看錯,應該缺打炮的只有我 QQ
話說因為近日工作實在各種開花 各種忙碌
各種邀約也很難得接上線,只能各種錯過
某個夜裡,突然有人敲我
https://imgur.com/lKFlbE2.jpg

凌晨半夜兩點半?!!!!
問一個女孩子家要不要出去找他打炮嗎?
幹,我再怎麼卵子衝腦,也無法好嗎!
我知道大家工作都忙,實在很難抽出時間
but再怎麼以為自己又粗又大又高又帥也不是這樣啊啊啊QQ
後來這位先生也跟我道歉說,不好意思這樣臨時。
但我還是忍不住跟別的朋友說了。
朋友回得很妙,
他說,
他當妳
sexpanda嗎?
靠北!
可不可以不要這麼專業!QQ
這種半夜邀約真的把人家當成什麼啦!
但話說回來,
性不就一個衝動而已嘛?
難不成大家約炮是兩三個星期前約好兩三個星期後打炮嗎
那樣也太沒fu了不是嗎QQ
然後,退一萬步想
如果女生也能有sexpanda的服務就好了齁~
餓了就點餐,還可以app追蹤 現在到哪裡了,或是肉棒目前充血度那種,
感覺就很美好的世界大同景象啊啊啊~
補西斯點:
幹,不要再嗆我了啦
開宗明義就說只缺打炮了啊
因為工作忙到,實在很難跟其他人時間接上啊
不過我最近發現一個新聞
https://imgur.com/gyxYWdt.jpg

馬的,要是真的也太嗨!
啊話說我八月也在香港的啊,
還能為勇士提供性服務我怎麼不知道啦!
不是少女也課以嗎~
早知道我就去排隊了齁!
勇武派感覺真的就是比和理非man很多啊!
--
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