Re: 大家覺得娘甫這樣 - 成人話題討論

By Michael
at 2006-11-20T16:43

Table of Contents

※ 引述《kobesucks (我是網路小白)》之銘言：
: 讀書隨便唸個私大畢業
: 進入演藝圈後
: 莫名奇妙的紅了
: 然後還中出了正妹季妹妹
: 現在也生下小孩
: 準備步入家庭
: 想不到一堆鄉民唸書唸到前三志願
: 可是人生卻比不上娘甫這個台客
: 中出正妹更是不可能
: 將來頂多中出個歪妹
: 用辛苦工作多年的微薄積蓄
: 組織一個小小的家庭罷了
: 有一天你開著 toyota 載妻兒出門玩
: 停好車發現隔壁一輛 BMW
: 娘甫跟季妹和她們的小女兒
: 從車裡走出來
: 你會不會怨嘆
: 當初在PTT 上被你譙到爆的 5566
: 現在卻過的比你好呢
: 一種人一種命啊
請容我提醒你：開著Toyota載妻兒出去玩的幸福，
不見得會比開 BMW的人來得少。你那句話讓我一整個很怒（笑）

讓我們認清一個現實。在這個社會要買一部 BMW是很簡單的事，
走一趟承德路上的二手車行，那裡有很多年份不遠、車況優良，
而且在一百萬以內的雙 B名車，準備個20萬，其他八成用車貸，
車子就可以開回家了。

但，要擁有輕鬆負擔雙 B級轎車的經濟能力，
則是這個社會裡大部分的人不容易做到的事。

就像你我的父母，他們一輩子努力工作養小孩，
也未必養得起雙 B，但還是讓人覺得十分偉大。

所以，如果唏噓的標準是雙 B車，我想說的是買車並不難；
如果唏噓的是「幸福」，那麼開Toyota載妻兒出去玩的人，
幸福的濃度不會比較少。

我很堵爛7788，純粹是覺得他們沒什麼，這麼不專業又囂張，
想來就覺得丟臉，而不是覺得人家過得比我爽。

站在西斯的角度看，打砲打得好，有一個知心的就玩不完了，
光是摸索、品味對方的身體，熟悉之後會帶給你一種安心感，
然後再挖空心思想新花樣、換新環境，還會有意外驚喜....
這些，足夠你玩很多年的了XD

千人斬當然也有它的樂趣（世上所有的事總能找出樂趣的），
但我們得不到「多勝於少」的結論。

反過來說，打砲打得爛，就算每晚名模女星一直換，
不過是製造奧砲宣傳而已，這麼想說不會去天橋底下說書嗎？XD

大家不要羨慕娘甫搞得到紀美眉、王世鈞搞得到洪小磊、
言暴龍搞得到志零姊姊、嚴總搞得到●●●....（爆死）

上了床，一樣都是凡胎肉身，不是每個人都身懷絕技，
會開瓶蓋折牙籤，也要前戲、愛撫、培養情趣，
也得彼此配合才有樂趣的；她們未必比我們身邊的那個細滑可口，
也未必能像另一半那樣捧你在掌心，願意懷著真心與你合而為一。

世上只有老婆好。即使你的老婆剛好不是林志零，
這句話依然成立（笑）男人不怕錢多屌大，就是怕眼瞎，
不懂得珍惜手裡的好物。

身為升斗小民，沒什麼可悲的。這世上大多數的人是升斗小民。

但以為幸福必須怎麼樣怎麼樣才能得到，甚至拿這個當成藉口，
不去努力生活、努力追求幸福，我覺得比王娘甫還可悲一百倍。

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"法爾索西斯的都會夜"
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/farso

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All Comments

By Skylar Davis
at 2006-11-22T08:23

推開TOYOTA幸福不見得比BMW少

By Andy
at 2006-11-24T00:03

當身邊有伴時，好好珍惜就是一種幸福

By Emily
at 2006-11-25T15:43

騎yamaha幸福不見得比BMW少

By Daniel
at 2006-11-27T07:22

大推~~~

By Carolina Franco
at 2006-11-28T23:02

本日最清流, 但不色

By Olga
at 2006-11-30T14:42

車子的品牌說到底不就只是工具,跟幸福與否無關呀

By Donna
at 2006-12-02T06:22

座捷運的幸福不見得比法拉利好嗎.冏rz

By Emily
at 2006-12-03T22:02

他本來不是參加一個3人團體結果沒紅,他是巴結孫德榮和毒嘴

By Christine
at 2006-12-05T13:42

剛剛還有另一篇文也讓我很怒，結果這篇回完才發現已經刪了XD

By Liam
at 2006-12-07T05:22

紅了起來,他以前團體的隊友對他部分言行好像很不以為然!!

By Donna
at 2006-12-08T21:01

推啊!!!!!! farso大耶!!

By Sarah
at 2006-12-10T12:41

這麼想說不會去天橋底下說書嗎？XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2006-12-12T04:21

之於季小姐據新聞講,好像是客家一哥先劈腿空姐被抓包,季

By Adele
at 2006-12-13T20:01

倒追仁甫,好像是這樣...-_-"

By Una
at 2006-12-15T11:41

看完後想說是誰寫得這麼好...原來是farso大 !!!!!!

By Donna
at 2006-12-17T03:21

大推~用錢堆出來的幸福是讓別人看的，自己不一定體會的到

By Lydia
at 2006-12-18T19:00

謝謝你把我想說的說出來了 ^o^

By Aaliyah
at 2006-12-20T10:40

這文章的確中肯!

By Oliver
at 2006-12-22T02:20

性靈大師接受小弟一拜

By Jacob
at 2006-12-23T18:00

推~中肯....別拖搞阿~farso大

By Callum
at 2006-12-25T09:40

開Toyota可能被另一伴嫌不能給她幸福

By Connor
at 2006-12-27T01:20

OGC也值得細細品味例如插可樂

By Odelette
at 2006-12-28T17:00

有看有推....受教了...

By Caroline
at 2006-12-30T08:39

女人要的幸福大多不是30cm 或是一夜幾次只是要有保障的安定

By Linda
at 2007-01-01T00:19

好啦。法索大發表完中肯文後..啥時要繼續寫同窗阿Orz?

By William
at 2007-01-02T15:59

話說我前陣子非常喜歡Toyota的某款油電複合車....XD

By George
at 2007-01-04T07:39

中肯..

By Dora
at 2007-01-05T23:19

可以肯定的是，鬼大一定很度爛飛雅特這台車XD

By Rosalind
at 2007-01-07T14:59

開頭又大吃路邊攤實質的享受是其次拿什麼保障日後能安定??

By Margaret
at 2007-01-09T06:39

推那三個紅綠燈!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2007-01-10T22:18

中肯啦~~~~~~~本日最中肯

By Sarah
at 2007-01-12T13:58

Toyota已經連續蟬聯好幾年的台灣區汽車銷售冠軍了，DYE的意ꬠ

By Ula
at 2007-01-14T05:38

帥啊...!!!!

By Elvira
at 2007-01-15T21:18

升斗小民的幸福也有可能發生上面那篇簽名檔發生的事...

By Daniel
at 2007-01-17T12:58

思是這些買Toyota汽車的人，都無法保障家人的生活？XD

By Oscar
at 2007-01-19T04:38

開BMW也沒很屌，開他媽的大發銀翼才是屌

By Hedda
at 2007-01-20T20:17

推~幸福並不是以物質來衡量想當初和我男友在一起時

By William
at 2007-01-22T11:57

他只有一台破破的腳踏車但並不銳滅我對他的愛

By Margaret
at 2007-01-24T03:37

推一下

By Joseph
at 2007-01-25T19:17

推!

By Dinah
at 2007-01-27T10:57

看到紅綠燈我整個笑場… XD

By Kelly
at 2007-01-29T02:37

請問一下紅綠燈是啥意思?XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2007-01-30T18:17

本日最清流 !

By Annie
at 2007-02-01T09:56

黃.綠.紅 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kyle
at 2007-02-03T01:36

代言M的黃綠紅?@@ 那看來我應該問嚴總是誰了?XD

By Brianna
at 2007-02-04T17:16

就是要狂推！

By Gilbert
at 2007-02-06T08:56

好文推

By Noah
at 2007-02-08T00:36

本日最清流！

By Kelly
at 2007-02-09T16:16

中肯哪!!

By Agnes
at 2007-02-11T07:56

我只能推"願好人都能像法大一樣找到跟琳一樣的好女孩"

By Zenobia
at 2007-02-12T23:35

幹中肯推

By Puput
at 2007-02-14T15:15

推阿~~中肯!!!

By Zenobia
at 2007-02-16T06:55

好文

By Belly
at 2007-02-17T22:35

大推!!本日最中肯!!

By Puput
at 2007-02-19T14:15

....別拖搞阿~F大....嚴總是誰 "嚴楷太"?

By Adele
at 2007-02-21T05:55

黃綠紅好像只說過自己不是GAY (因為聽說他是雙性戀)

By Hedy
at 2007-02-22T21:34

所以他也就沒有說謊....
巧妙的文字遊戲 XD

By Agnes
at 2007-02-24T13:14

推法索大牛魔王也是TOYOTA呢那個小白根本不懂

By Queena
at 2007-02-26T04:54

大大文筆不錯，嚴總那段也堪稱經典XDD

By Zenobia
at 2007-02-27T20:34

XD，這篇好歸好，同窗也是要趕稿呀，F大。等著看周令儀耶

By Vanessa
at 2007-03-01T12:14

TOYOTA的車都開不壞呢傻瓜

By Isabella
at 2007-03-03T03:54

台肯..

By Zora
at 2007-03-04T19:34

一整篇中肯，淚推FARSO大

By Steve
at 2007-03-06T11:13

中肯

By Audriana
at 2007-03-08T02:53

話說黃綠紅是...???

By Annie
at 2007-03-09T18:33

By James
at 2007-03-11T10:13

噗王綠紅

By Selena
at 2007-03-13T01:53

才想說誰講的這麼中肯...原來是farso大XD...

By Jacky
at 2007-03-14T17:33

才想說誰講的這麼中肯...原來是farso大XD...

By Lauren
at 2007-03-16T09:13

台肯!!

By James
at 2007-03-18T00:52

以為"同窗"又出了

By Ina
at 2007-03-19T16:32

送你一個m

By Dorothy
at 2007-03-21T08:12

中肯

By Oscar
at 2007-03-22T23:52

大推

By Olivia
at 2007-03-24T15:32

真酸最好是季芹給擬稿你不搞

By Rae
at 2007-03-26T07:12

樓上為56迷的可能性

By Robert
at 2007-03-27T22:51

中肯

By Ida
at 2007-03-29T14:31

幸福其實就在身邊

By Vanessa
at 2007-03-31T06:11

才想說誰講的這麼中肯...原來是farso大XD...

By Michael
at 2007-04-01T21:51

By Callum
at 2007-04-03T13:31

M一個就對了

By Doris
at 2007-04-05T05:11

幫推

By Delia
at 2007-04-06T20:51

講的好

By Thomas
at 2007-04-08T12:30

幹，說的太好了

By Susan
at 2007-04-10T04:10

看到推文才發現原來就是farso大啊!!

By Victoria
at 2007-04-11T19:50

推!!

By David
at 2007-04-13T11:30

噓的人來講得比法索大更好啊

By Oliver
at 2007-04-15T03:10

大發銀翼 & 飛雅特... 也都是西斯版的名車啊!!!

By Yedda
at 2007-04-16T18:50

清流

By Brianna
at 2007-04-18T10:30

farso快發稿啦

By Linda
at 2007-04-20T02:09

講屁話也算好? ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ

By Hardy
at 2007-04-21T17:49

推阿～farso大

By Edward Lewis
at 2007-04-23T09:29

大推

By Susan
at 2007-04-25T01:09

有人來亂了幫補

By Elma
at 2007-04-26T16:49

講的不錯，可是稿還是要準時交！

By Ula
at 2007-04-28T08:29

推PO..原PO中肯ㄚ..實在講的太好啦...

By Ula
at 2007-04-30T00:08

推推推，中肯

By William
at 2007-05-01T15:48

果然嚴總跟黃綠紅的傳言不是假的!

By Kumar
at 2007-05-03T07:28

By Christine
at 2007-05-04T23:08

( ′-`)y-～

By Cara
at 2007-05-06T14:48

聖潔之光~

By Oscar
at 2007-05-08T06:28

高級治癒術

By Faithe
at 2007-05-09T22:08

推1;33mꄳ2mꄳ1m《

By Christine
at 2007-05-11T13:47

推法索大!!!

By Megan
at 2007-05-13T05:27

我推但比起5566相關話題我更在意您的文章快出現

By Xanthe
at 2007-05-14T21:07

快去寫別拖稿阿..XDDDD

By Isla
at 2007-05-16T12:47

是呀別藉此拖稿唷!

By Adele
at 2007-05-18T04:27

中肯推

By Quintina
at 2007-05-19T20:07

幸福是掌握在自己手中的推!!

By Tom
at 2007-05-21T11:47

推!

By Kyle
at 2007-05-23T03:26

你以為中肯了一下就可以允許你拖稿嗎？快回去寫
ㄟ~ 法索大，小的不懂事，開個玩笑而已~

By Kumar
at 2007-05-24T19:06

樓上別擔心，因為我本人的笑點一整個就是低....（還在笑）
CSI廣告換場時間出來上個廁所~~

By Adele
at 2007-05-26T10:46

低調推...XD

By Rebecca
at 2007-05-28T02:26

文咧??

By Todd Johnson
at 2007-05-29T18:06

推嚴楷太和王歷鴻

By Kama
at 2007-05-31T09:46

By Delia
at 2007-06-02T01:25

法索大別忘了男人的約定阿!我每天都在等你的文

By Elizabeth
at 2007-06-03T17:05

13 13 13

By Bethany
at 2007-06-05T08:45

好文不推對不起鄭成功

By Damian
at 2007-06-07T00:25

By Delia
at 2007-06-08T16:05

本日最中肯

By Megan
at 2007-06-10T07:45

push

By Rosalind
at 2007-06-11T23:25

我要推正妹.. 爆.....

By Linda
at 2007-06-13T15:04

推大發銀翼

By Puput
at 2007-06-15T06:44

推大發銀翼

By Damian
at 2007-06-16T22:24

中肯文加分

By Charlie
at 2007-06-18T14:04

大推啦價值觀的偏差就是崇拜5566來源啦

By Donna
at 2007-06-20T05:44

大推讓這篇爆吧~~~~~

By Ina
at 2007-06-21T21:24

給他爆!

By Olga
at 2007-06-23T13:04

100

By Jacky
at 2007-06-25T04:43

爆了還是要推

By Erin
at 2007-06-26T20:23

推黃綠紅

By Edwina
at 2007-06-28T12:03

推阿本日最中肯

By John
at 2007-06-30T03:43

大推~~ 我要看13集><

By Adele
at 2007-07-01T19:23

Ｓ3mToyotaﾪ態l new Camry 很讚

By Wallis
at 2007-07-03T11:03

中肯~推

By Mia
at 2007-07-05T02:42

中肯歸中肯快交稿阿

By Robert
at 2007-07-06T18:22

其實娘甫開的是福特野馬.. 對不起我認真了~

By Linda
at 2007-07-08T10:02

不得不推,小弟亦受教一番!

By Susan
at 2007-07-10T01:42

哈哈哈 farso說得真好

By Valerie
at 2007-07-11T17:22

推推 farso大不愧是專業的

By Xanthe
at 2007-07-13T09:02

大推本日最中出!!

By Dinah
at 2007-07-15T00:42

沒錯誰說千人斬會好只要夠愛一個就很足夠了要會珍惜!

By Yedda
at 2007-07-16T16:21

才想說誰講的這麼中肯...原來是farso大XD...

By Charlotte
at 2007-07-18T08:01

太中肯啦

By Edith
at 2007-07-19T23:41

法大已經是名嘴了:D

By Susan
at 2007-07-21T15:21

honda 也可以粉幸福

By Rae
at 2007-07-23T07:01

幹!!那個網路小白比大陸仔還膚淺..

By Andrew
at 2007-07-24T22:41

嚴總不就是嚴青鏢囉(誤)

By Leila
at 2007-07-26T14:21

中肯到一個爆!!可是我喜歡別牌的小車~哈~

By Oscar
at 2007-07-28T06:00

推推推

By Rachel
at 2007-07-29T21:40

中肯到爆~

By Rae
at 2007-07-31T13:20

靠我推噓文的枉為人了砍掉去找閻王重練吧

By Regina
at 2007-08-02T05:00

推推推~~~farso大別拖稿阿~~~

By Elma
at 2007-08-03T20:40

推大發銀翼阿!! 本篇真是中肯.. 可是....稿呢!!!!! XD

By Ida
at 2007-08-05T12:20

中肯~推

By Kelly
at 2007-08-07T03:59

幸福的原味不是建立在物質的享受上，不過現實往往不是這
麼一回事

By Elvira
at 2007-08-08T19:39

純推farso 哈哈

By Anthony
at 2007-08-10T11:19

幫推

By Faithe
at 2007-08-12T02:59

重點是,什麼車都比飛雅特好....

By Erin
at 2007-08-13T18:39

大推我想看同窗XD

By Joe
at 2007-08-15T10:19

我要推"開瓶蓋折牙籤"~~十八招呀

By Adele
at 2007-08-17T01:59

藉轉感謝

By Carol
at 2007-08-18T17:38

推

By Eden
at 2007-08-20T09:18

不推對不起自己

By Gilbert
at 2007-08-22T00:58

推紅綠燈

By Iris
at 2007-08-23T16:38

Farso講的好!!

By Hazel
at 2007-08-25T08:18

farso大說的好,但~~稿不要拖啦~~我想看同窗呀~~<(￣︶￣)/

By Caitlin
at 2007-08-26T23:58

推

By Candice
at 2007-08-28T15:38

才想說誰講的這麼中肯...原來是farso大XD...

By Queena
at 2007-08-30T07:17

推法索大 :)

By Kyle
at 2007-08-31T22:57

推，不過還是要催搞，法索大，季美美孩子都生出來了，

By Kristin
at 2007-09-02T14:37

你的文怎麼還在近廣告阿，我看要主題，不要廣告阿..(跑開)

By Odelette
at 2007-09-04T06:17

By Lily
at 2007-09-05T21:57

黃綠紅?

By Jake
at 2007-09-07T13:37

Farso大講的好!! 可是........稿勒? 我們很期待啊!!!

By Elizabeth
at 2007-09-09T05:16

希望大家給 Farso 大大多一點時間不要一直催稿

By Poppy
at 2007-09-10T20:56

推大家不要催搞阿

By William
at 2007-09-12T12:36

推

By Carolina Franco
at 2007-09-14T04:16

噓的人剛好四個？？？？？？

By Edwina
at 2007-09-15T19:56

本日最中肯！

By Agatha
at 2007-09-17T11:36

推

By Donna
at 2007-09-19T03:16

本日最台肯

By Olga
at 2007-09-20T18:55

好文啊！！！

By Rosalind
at 2007-09-22T10:35

恩

By Frederica
at 2007-09-24T02:15

實在真中肯

By Audriana
at 2007-09-25T17:55

大推

By Callum
at 2007-09-27T09:35

清流！

By Emma
at 2007-09-29T01:15

推

By James
at 2007-09-30T16:55

偷補推

By Jessica
at 2007-10-02T08:34

大推

By Oscar
at 2007-10-04T00:14

尾推

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