Re: 哈棒波特 I 神秘的魔法濕答答 - 成人話題討論

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作者: emericakimo (腦殘一堆!) 看板: TigerBlue
標題: [轉錄]Re: 哈棒波特 I 神秘的魔法濕答答
時間: Sun Jan 28 19:01:10 2007

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作者: Wargod (戰神) 看板: sex
標題: Re: 哈棒波特 I 神秘的魔法濕答答
時間: Sun Jan 28 00:54:40 2007


在魔藥學的教室外面,榮恩對著哈利大表讚賞: 『你剛剛的繳械咒真是太棒了,』榮恩用

更大聲的語調說道: 『你看到馬份臉上那種表情嗎 ? 活像是個早洩的山怪 !』

『是嗎?』哈利說 : 『我倒是寧願妙麗可以早洩一點。』他摸了摸有點痠痛的手,不大甘

願的說,『如果再大一個罩杯,摸起來可能就不會那麼痛了。』


妙麗正想反駁哈利的時候,遠遠看到了他們最不想見到的人。『是石內卜!』

『他往禁忌森林走去了!』榮恩壓低聲音的說。

『奇怪,他沒事往那裡跑幹嘛 ?』妙麗頓了一頓 : 『就算是教授,在禁忌森林裡面打炮

也是被禁止的 。』

『我猜他可不是進去打炮那麼簡單,』哈利說: 『你們看,奎若教授也走進去了。』


雖然他們很想知道接下來的發展,但是他們現在不回交誼廳寫作業的話,明天麻煩就大了。


『夜勤病棟。』

胖女士聽到通關密語,微笑的把門打開,哈利不確定她是不是因為裙子下那一直震動的東

西而笑。

交誼廳裡面已經有好幾對抱在一起淫叫的葛宅芬多男女,弗雷抱著李-喬治不斷扭臀,一

邊對著他們叫道 : 『嘿,哈利,你今天表現的不錯,要不要加入我們啊! 』他說完,拿

出一根火蜥蝪尾巴放了一個煙火。

『不,謝了,』哈利回道: 『我今天如果沒把二十種持久咒語寫完,明天就要被符立維教

授捅屁眼了。』

『喔,天啊,我們才一年級 ! 』榮恩大叫: 『為什麼我們的作業總是多的跟我的精蟲一

樣! 』

『那是因為你平常不寫,』妙麗頭也不抬的說: 『如果你有固定複習,作業的份量應該是

剛剛好。』

『是是,格懶叫小姐。』榮恩沒好氣的說道: 『我猜妳只要翻開課本,就會自動高潮吧。



妙麗沒有回他。但是可以確定她的表情有點受到傷害。


『我總覺得...石內卜在隱瞞一些事情。』哈利沒頭沒腦的丟了一句。



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這樣算是處男/女嗎?

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請問在座的各位 如果說一個男/女人 被口爆過,可是沒有被捅或捅過人 算是處男/女嗎? 那他們的身份算是什麼? - ...

有人也是喜歡自己來勝於啪啪啪?

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眾 30公分s E CUPs 有人是喜歡/喜好度 看片子/自己想/偷窺 , 自己一個人DIY尻尻摸摸, 勝於 兩個人/三個人/更多 啪啪啪的嗎? 強者我朋友就是不喜歡跟女友啪啪啪,覺得無聊又麻煩,喜歡開D槽然後自己DIY。 你們30公分/E CUP有也是這樣的 ...

一起睡...就真的只是睡覺...

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at 2016-04-11T18:56
裡面沒有男人期待的西斯點 這片只適合女孩子看吧(? 容我發洩一下回憶 16歲那年跟一個男網友非常要好 年紀差不多,一起在遊戲上打拼 日子久了,就曖昧了起來 那時候在遊戲裡是夫妻關係 認識的共同朋友也一直以為我們有交往了 而我們也默認,真的沒告白而已 一起計畫將來,一起討論著生活的細節 Fb有加,我的行蹤基 ...

說好3小時2萬元性交易 渣男爽完亮刀索5萬

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說好3小時2萬元性交易 渣男爽完亮刀索5萬「剛有偷拍」 http://static.ettoday.net/images/1716/d1716562.jpg ▲應召女慘遭渣男白嫖勒贖。示意圖,與新聞人物無關。 (圖/記者黃克翔攝) 社會中心/綜合報導 ETTODAY 新北市一名26歲黃姓男子,上月透過通 ...

口交多久會噴

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By Necoo
at 2016-04-11T11:51
這個就來分享一下經驗好了 有傳聞地圖舌口交起來會特別有感覺(問大神前請先做好調適) 在跟A做之前聊到這方面的時候原本覺得會跟傳聞中說的一樣有感 但是實際上A在幫小魯口交時卻沒有比較特別的感覺 可能是小魯割過包皮或是她本身技術沒有很好 樣本數不多所以無從查證 總之 A對於幫小魯口交但沒什麼特別的感覺這 ...