ptt網友之單挑哥傳奇(有回推文) - 成人話題討論

Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2020-07-05T08:19

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大家好我是露可可

自從ABCD男跟按摩師後
掐指一算也有一個月以上沒幹幹了

俗話說

9到16都用過(單位:公分)
哪有哪關不能過

約跑沒在怕
頂多鉀粗飽

最近決定
找一位幾乎天天站內信給我的鄉民止餓

他幾乎天天站內我
有時西斯
有時只是分享生活瑣事

但他的特色就是信末必註明一句
(來單挑啊)

本來想叫他單挑哥

但基於約跑字典之編號原則性
他的順序是E
以下代號E男

因為我的習慣是
不會直接約摩鐵
會先見面吃個飯聊聊天散散步
有點熟才去幹幹

不例外的這次也是這樣

進入摩鐵後
E一反之前斯文的態度
很快把我壓到床上

E:為什麼寧可給按摩師幹 也不肯先給我 恩?

我心想好樣的
不虧是我忠實粉絲
有在看我文章作功課喔
知道我夠m

他脫下我的小褲褲後
發現我早已濕了一片

E:這麼濕 是有沒有這麼想被我幹 他媽幹死妳

他戴上套套

E:趴著 母狗就要有母狗的樣子

E從背後進入頂到最深

我:不要……

他:不要什麼?以前我叫你不要不回我信 你有在聽嗎

因為我還滿容易高潮
狂幹一陣後

我:恩 我不行了……

他開始更大力的撞擊

我:我到了 ……

我開始語無倫次的亂喊 感覺進入仙境

D:恩……到了嗎 那我要射了

我微微的想逃離 E卻呻吟的更沉重了 也把我抓的更緊

然後把精液全都射進母狗的小穴裡

再拔出棒棒

E:我說過要叫妳吃吧 ?

E把沾了精液的肉棒放到我面前

E:吞下去

我飢渴的含入肉棒
把上面的精液全部吸乾淨

E:好吃嗎

E:說你最喜歡誰的精液

我:E的……

我:上面跟下面的嘴巴都是精液……好好喔

E:真賤……你同事平常知道你都這麼賤嗎

E:你同事知道你喜歡出來給人幹還吞精嗎

接著E抱抱我

E:以後不準再說不回我信了 講幾次我就幹幾次 說到做到

我:恩 知道了

然後兩人相擁而眠

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Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-07-07T04:30
原來要天天站內 鍥而不捨 感動上天
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2020-07-09T00:40
樓下準備天天站內
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-07-10T20:51
有毅力給推!!不過妳真早起
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2020-07-12T17:01
大家都來天天站內
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2020-07-14T13:12
開始天天收信收不完(?
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-07-16T09:22
真的很傳奇
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-07-18T05:33
D:恩……到了嗎 那我要射了。D男瞬間亂入?
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2020-07-20T01:43
神經病==
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2020-07-21T21:54
D來欉三小
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2020-07-23T18:04
收信
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-07-25T14:15
https://i.imgur.com/iq6HOXa.jpg
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-07-27T10:25
又戴套又內射的...?
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2020-07-29T06:35
有D男亂入RRR
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2020-07-31T02:46
看成天天找一位站內信的鄉民止渴
已寄
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2020-08-01T22:56
D還在亂入XD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2020-08-03T19:07
看到D亂入 笑死
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-08-05T15:17
滿好笑的
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-08-07T11:28
寄了
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-08-09T07:38
大大好 收信好
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-08-11T03:49
看妳寫看到勃起
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-08-12T23:59
幹我r要排多久???
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-08-14T20:10
你有新信件還沒看 看起來有一堆人想單挑
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-08-16T16:20
不錯喔,我也是戴套然後幻想內射
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2020-08-18T12:31
D啥小 露蟹了啦 寄了回我
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2020-08-20T08:41
請問這邊預約嗎?
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-08-22T04:52
羨慕噓,可惜沒看到D亂入
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-08-24T01:02
恭喜妳R~ 看來又約到不錯der
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2020-08-25T21:13
很好笑的文章
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-08-27T17:23
看到D還以為是3p
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-08-29T13:34
幻想文,業配接起來!!
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-08-31T09:44
業配文喔,棒棒
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-09-02T05:55
阿彌陀佛~~
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-09-04T02:05
以下開放報名當F男
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-09-05T22:16
不是 戴上套套是要怎麼射到下面都是精液? 對方是把套
子戴在手上嗎
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-09-07T18:26
我也要來變成站內哥了。
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2020-09-09T14:37
然後E就被封鎖了?
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2020-09-11T10:47
D出來湊熱鬧??
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-09-13T06:58
想當D男
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-09-15T03:08
看到D男嚇死XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-09-16T23:19
今天開始寄信
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2020-09-18T19:29
推e男 有耐心 又了解對方的癖好
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2020-09-20T15:40
我猜E男一定在上面這串推文裡
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-09-22T11:50
排到p了嗎
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-09-24T08:00
靈異傳奇
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-09-26T04:11
原來就是因為我只寄一次的關係才沒回我!
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-09-28T00:21
蠻歡樂der一篇 哈哈哈
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-09-29T20:32
這種文只會讓你信箱多了很多E男
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2020-10-01T16:42
F男表表示我呢
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-10-03T12:53
有毅力給推
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-10-05T09:03
蠻好笑的哈哈哈 不過我這年紀已經沒這毅力ㄌ 好可憐
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-10-07T05:14
還要5個才輪的到我 ._.
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-10-09T01:24
有新進信件還沒看
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-10-10T21:35
F男報到處呢XD
William avatar
By William
at 2020-10-12T17:45
可惡想普勒萬
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2020-10-14T13:56
我都照三餐已讀XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-10-16T10:06
笑死 優文給推
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2020-10-18T06:17
天天站內信還是會有回報的
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2020-10-20T02:27
真會幻想
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-10-21T22:38
以前我偶爾寄 現在我要天天寄
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-10-23T18:48
謝謝大大經驗分享,我要去瘋狂私訊可愛的女孩子說我
要ㄍ死他了
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-10-25T14:59
A男表示
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-10-27T11:09
上麵某個瑪仁的就是她?
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-10-29T07:20
想不到這還是篇勵志的故事
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-10-31T03:30
有毅力推XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-11-01T23:41
D 男排隊?
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-11-03T19:51
蠻好笑的XD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2020-11-05T16:02
D能
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-11-07T12:12
A到Z都在房間等候484
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-11-09T08:23
....
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-11-11T04:33
我猜樓上t開頭的是e?
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-11-13T00:44
如果不說我會以為這篇是創==
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2020-11-14T20:54
D男跑錯棚膩?
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-11-16T17:04
原來是要每天寄站內信才有機會(筆記
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2020-11-18T13:15
所以秘訣是持之以恆的寄信 然後越s約好
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-11-20T09:25
快到我了
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2020-11-22T05:36
4輪到我了沒R
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-11-24T01:46
我也要瘋狂寄信了
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-11-25T21:57
開始寫信…ing
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2020-11-27T18:07
我是D男、已成過去已被遺忘
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2020-11-29T14:18
我要來寄信了
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-12-01T10:28
我F男,看我ID就知道我的來意。
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-12-03T06:39
你好 我是Z
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-12-05T02:49
原來每天問候有用 我可以安心每天陪愛慕的人上下班了 嘻
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-12-06T23:00
每天寄信都不回我5555555
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-12-08T19:10
通常這種文章當事人都會來推
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-12-10T15:21
這篇太混亂了吧 就結束了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-12-12T11:31
有戴套為什麼下面嘴巴會滿滿的精液?
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-12-14T07:42
不是 你說上面跟下面的嘴巴.你有兩個嘴巴啊?反正
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-12-16T03:52
我是不信。
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2020-12-18T00:03
寄了
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2020-12-19T20:13
這故事太勵志了吧!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-12-21T16:24
小奶我來
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-12-23T12:34
F換完 換G
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2020-12-25T08:45
這篇怎麼好像有看過?
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-12-29T01:06
樓上通通寄起來
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-12-30T21:16
羨慕找到夠S的床伴QQ
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-01-01T17:27
我也要來寄約跑信
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-01-03T13:37
我也很S啊!我開頭就S.
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2021-01-05T09:48
天天寄就能約 這麼優質
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2021-01-07T05:58
D覺得耳朵癢XD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-01-09T02:09
L男到
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-01-10T22:19
Z要排到某年某月QQ
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-01-12T18:29
啊嘶...
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-01-14T14:40
原po這麼說,信箱會被塞爆
William avatar
By William
at 2021-01-16T10:50
可惡看來要重排了
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2021-01-18T07:01
D 很森氣
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-01-20T03:11
車棚下站夠久就能上車 老祖宗的智慧啊!我來排隊了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2021-01-21T23:22
我還要排很久 m…
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-01-23T19:32
那個中間有一個D內...所以是3p?
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2021-01-25T15:43
中間是換手了嗎? D表示:...
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-01-27T11:53
乾笑死
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2021-01-29T08:04
r不知道要排到什麼時候?
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2021-01-31T04:14
我以為天天站內 會被檢舉
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2021-02-02T00:25
原來要勤寫信
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-02-03T20:35
《私人信箱》有新進信件還沒看
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2021-02-05T16:46
幹 又單挑
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2021-02-07T12:56
我是A男
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2021-02-09T09:07
報名當F男
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2021-02-11T05:17
來單挑啊
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2021-02-13T01:28
原來是攻略文
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2021-02-14T21:38
D躲在床底下吧 浪漫D
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2021-02-16T17:49
人帥真好唉
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2021-02-18T13:59
這個很有個性,給推
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2021-02-20T10:10
D是原本躲在衣櫃裡?
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2021-02-22T06:20
浪漫duke
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2021-02-24T02:31
站內拼了
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2021-02-25T22:41
已寄信
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2021-02-27T18:52
寄信寄起來
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2021-03-01T15:02
不「准」。這錯字很多人常有,要注意哪~^______^
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-03-03T11:13
真猛
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2021-03-05T07:23
拼了 不能輸
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2021-03-07T03:33
我要向你挑戰
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2021-03-08T23:44
原來天天寄就有機會喔!早說嘛!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2021-03-10T19:54
單挑啊
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-03-12T16:05
87才信
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2021-03-14T12:15
這樣會被淹沒吧
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2021-03-16T08:26
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2021-03-18T04:36
誠懇的喬治呢?
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-03-20T00:47
寄起來
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-03-21T20:57
站內信的數量,要幾個英文字母才夠QQ
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2021-03-23T17:08
原來每天持續站內就可以幹到台女是真的ㄛ
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2021-03-25T13:18
排到Z之後是像excel 那樣編號AA嗎
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2021-03-27T09:29
幹 笑死 天天單挑的
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2021-03-29T05:39
今天的信以寄 昨天的信晚上補 明天的信等明天
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2021-03-31T01:50
D男來撿尾刀是不是
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2021-04-01T22:00
欸 輪快一點 W要排到什麼時候啊
William avatar
By William
at 2021-04-03T18:11
勵志文給推
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2021-04-05T14:21
大家要開始天天站內信原PO囉,看來信箱每天都是滿的。
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2021-04-07T10:32
持之以恆寄信也能幹砲,筆記
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2021-04-09T06:42
精誠所至,金石為開
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2021-04-11T02:53
報名F辣!!!
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-04-12T23:03
幹好好笑
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-04-14T19:14
推文成為F的我
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2021-04-16T15:24
H來報名了!
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-04-18T11:35
站內信麻煩 而且妳就是欠幹 小母狗
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-04-20T07:45
昨天寄今天寄每天寄 我寄我寄我寄寄寄
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2021-04-22T03:56
想騙我寄信? 回我
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2021-04-24T00:06
我IDF啦
John avatar
By John
at 2021-04-25T20:17
有耐心果然有結果!!
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2021-04-27T16:27
創作文喔
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2021-04-29T12:38
我決定也要開始站內信了!!不能不回喔
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2021-05-01T08:48
D ??? 笑死
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2021-05-03T04:58
哈哈哈哈哈笑死所以現在排到哪了?
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2021-05-05T01:09
Z男報到
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-05-06T21:19
寄起來!!!!!!!!!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2021-05-08T17:30
那昔日寄信變成推文的有嗎?
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2021-05-10T13:40
D很幹 這麼久不找他還牽拖他
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-05-12T09:51
A~Z活動
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2021-05-14T06:01
所以D跟E一起來惹

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E奶名模爽爆享受性愛!自豪肉感身材男友愛

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-07-04T21:42
https://ent.ltn.com.tw/news/breakingnews/3217832 E奶名模爽爆享受性愛!自豪肉感身材男友愛 2020/07/04 14:19 https://img.ltn.com.tw/Upload/ent/page/800/2020/07/04/3217832_1.jp ...

有人看過這種書嗎?

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By Heather
at 2020-07-04T21:28
https://i.imgur.com/2s77WHP.jpg 偶然間 在朋友的IG上看到這本書 查了PC home還真的有在賣 今天剛好路過信義誠品 工作人員說有庫存 只是一直找不到 之後就去聚餐了 就差一點可以看到這本書的內容 請問有人看過這本書嗎? 有這本書的八卦嗎? 好好奇喔andgt;andl ...

男生是不是都在亂槍打鳥

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By Frederic
at 2020-07-04T21:15
我自己是有在玩交友app 大到愛情公寓、蜜蜂、J滴 小到we踏曲、交杯酒 都有一點點涉獵 發現男生好像都在隨便發罐頭訊息 好像只要性別是女生都會說 :你眼睛好美 可以認識嗎 :感覺你很活潑 會常唱歌嗎 連我換上一張上半身的照片 都可以說 :看起來很高ㄟ 你幾公分呀 ??? 感覺很硬講XDD 補西斯 我超級愛 ...