GG塗牙膏給女友吃 結果自己先崩潰了 - 成人話題討論

Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-10-27T21:26

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2015年10月27日20:08

這是「愛愛」大絕招嗎?有一名女網友在臉書粉絲專頁「靠北男友」發文,表示和男友做
愛後一起洗澡,男友竟然在陰莖上擠一大坨牙膏要她吃,結果她還在猶豫時,男友已經先
崩潰,原來太辣太涼了。

女網友po文表示,男友不知道是聽誰說如果在陰莖上擠牙膏或浸可樂,再讓女生口交的話
會很爽,總之男友竟然真的無腦地照做了,還擠了超大一坨牙膏,正常她還在豫到底要不
要吃的時候,男友已經自己先受不了崩潰了,「因為太辣太涼了」,但男友自己崩潰就算
了,竟然還挖了一點牙膏塗在她下體,讓女友有難同當,女網友痛批,「差點沒拿蓮蓬頭
絞殺他!」

其他網友看了之後紛紛提供各種「性愛偏方」,「把薄菏葉加水搗一搗塗在鳥上,可以更
持久」、「再用綠油精看看」、「聽說拿榴槤捶肉棒10下會變大變長」、「拿辣椒油抹在
他的懶叫上面,讓他體會一下極樂世界的生活」、「肌樂噴上去也很爽」。以上偏方,建
議網友們不要嘗試唷!(即時新聞中心/綜合報導)

http://www.appledaily.com.tw/realtimenews/article/new/20151027/720244/

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Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-10-31T13:33
這太腦殘了
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By Sarah
at 2015-11-04T05:41
笑死XD
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By Jacky
at 2015-11-07T21:48
腦殘沒藥醫
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-11-11T13:55
前女友之前突然主動幫我咬…結果突然一陣涼意…原來她含
著牙膏幫我咬RRRRR
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By Megan
at 2015-11-15T06:02
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at 2015-11-18T22:09
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By Oliver
at 2015-11-26T06:24
聽過綠油精跟面速力達母的
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By Ula
at 2015-11-29T22:31
一直不懂牙膏是什麼感覺 上次塗了一點差點瘋掉
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at 2015-12-03T14:38
超級涼…我還跑去沖熱水
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牙膏跟綠油精都用過,習慣之後其實還好,就很涼而已
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