Band約砲實錄 - 成人話題討論

By Gilbert
at 2016-03-17T19:00

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30cm大大們還有E cup女神們安安~

本魯今天想分享一個悲傷的故事(？)，這是勸世文無誤，希望大家以後加入群組千萬不要亂約。

事情是這樣的，小魯我長期在西斯版潛伏，常常看到各位大大們的約炮文覺得很羨慕可惡我也要等等…前陣子便加入了批踢踢鄉民團，想認識多一點鄉民看看有沒有機會順便約(？)。

(關鍵字：17直播回文一篇爆的裡面提到的那個BAND上的團。)

本魯天真的以為在西斯版放連結應該是可以約的團，進去聊了好一陣子常常盯著超正團長頭貼上超兇的事業線覺得想尻。

剛好大家在討論見面的事，我便一時精蟲衝腦私了團長。

https://imgur.com/a/DyWNW

結果…我沒有約炮成功的故事可以講了。(大哭

好像沒有西斯點喔？

本魯曾在夜店被小隻馬妹子搭訕，一邊用她的D奶貼著我的胸膛磨蹭一邊跳舞，最後還拉著我直接到廁所。

我們在小小的隔間裡瘋狂的擁吻，我一直搓揉她軟Q到不行的胸部，她很猴急的直接拉開我的牛仔褲不斷撫摸我的肉棒，最後我直接把她按倒靠在馬桶上從後面用力的衝刺直到內射在裡面，最後她用嘴巴幫我清乾淨。

至於最後她是怎麼變成我老婆又變成前妻的，又是另一個故事了。

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By Aaliyah
at 2016-03-22T18:49

沒圖啊

By Andrew
at 2016-03-27T18:38

期待另一個故事

By Quanna
at 2016-04-01T18:26

圖不能看0.0

By Lily
at 2016-04-06T18:15

現在發文有規定最後一句要打"又是另一個故事了"?

By Isla
at 2016-04-11T18:04

這內容我笑死了～～

By Freda
at 2016-04-16T17:53

拍拍

By Valerie
at 2016-04-21T17:42

你這樣約本來可以約的都變不行了

By Isla
at 2016-04-26T17:31

沒圖阿！

By Margaret
at 2016-05-01T17:20

推推

By Mary
at 2016-05-06T17:09

你應該發joke

By Enid
at 2016-05-11T16:58

看前面還以為你是屁孩.....

By Olive
at 2016-05-16T16:47

圖咧

By Kama
at 2016-05-21T16:36

已下載band中(咦

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-26T16:25

band很多約砲團不是嗎

By Cara
at 2016-05-31T16:13

咻咻咻

By Ina
at 2016-06-05T16:02

哈哈哈，原po好蠢 (立馬載看看

By Anonymous
at 2016-06-10T15:51

拍拍

By Mary
at 2016-06-15T15:40

才六成功力也想單挑哈哈哈

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-20T15:29

樓上真的嗎？

By Kumar
at 2016-06-25T15:18

87 原po要吸引一堆人去玩band了

By Carol
at 2016-06-30T15:07

補圖給推

By Lauren
at 2016-07-05T14:56

已安裝bandbandbandband

By Ursula
at 2016-07-10T14:45

約過ㄧ次難忘的經驗

By Wallis
at 2016-07-15T14:34

已安裝

By Hedy
at 2016-07-20T14:23

另求band團位置

By Tracy
at 2016-07-25T14:12

靠腰XD

By Blanche
at 2016-07-30T14:00

對另一個故事比較有興趣

By Ida
at 2016-08-04T13:49

這的確是joke

By Kyle
at 2016-08-09T13:38

你竟然敢約我的匿匿

By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-14T13:27

衝了！

By Jacob
at 2016-08-19T13:16

可憐啊哈哈哈

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-24T13:05

期待另一個故事

By Sarah
at 2016-08-29T12:54

變老婆有點猛!!!

By Bennie
at 2016-09-03T12:43

求band連結

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-08T12:32

匿名姊耶!!!!!話說我的愛人艾倫呢???

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-13T12:21

Uccu

By Faithe
at 2016-09-18T12:10

沒有30cm不能約？

By Mia
at 2016-09-23T11:59

艾倫~~~~~艾倫~~~~~來給哥哥啾幾勒

By Wallis
at 2016-09-28T11:47

富奸不是做人的道理（敲碗

By Oliver
at 2016-10-03T11:36

恭喜沒約到~~ 真的很好運

By David
at 2016-10-08T11:25

XDDDD

By Yedda
at 2016-10-13T11:14

這根本招生文吧XD

By Aaliyah
at 2016-10-18T11:03

求另一個故事

By Quintina
at 2016-10-23T10:52

哈哈XD

By Jessica
at 2016-10-28T10:41

幹嘛把我們的對話貼出來><~~

By Caroline
at 2016-11-02T10:30

17 是什麼能吃嗎?

By Jessica
at 2016-11-07T10:19

求故事～

By Rae
at 2016-11-12T10:08

誰來給我連結……pls

By Caroline
at 2016-11-17T09:57

匿匿>///////<

By Lydia
at 2016-11-22T09:46

這招生文吧.........

By Jacob
at 2016-11-27T09:34

http://band.us/#!/invite/a3a7pd7fpaM0g

By Ivy
at 2016-12-02T09:23

老婆又前妻...

By Connor
at 2016-12-07T09:12

噓，很多都規定不約的還上腦硬約

By Kama
at 2016-12-12T09:01

我也想要這種社團*^O^*

By Andy
at 2016-12-17T08:50

先說故事阿

By Mary
at 2016-12-22T08:39

依定不帥

By Michael
at 2016-12-27T08:28

又ㄍ業配的感覺

By Andrew
at 2017-01-01T08:17

想聽故事+1

By Wallis
at 2017-01-06T08:06

求連結~

By Elma
at 2017-01-11T07:55

請問多久之後會有離的成員出來報掛？我要守在電腦前

By Hamiltion
at 2017-01-16T07:44

最後我笑了！

By Annie
at 2017-01-21T07:33

沒玩band欸只有之前因為看足球有加覺得蠻難用的

By Daniel
at 2017-01-26T07:21

哈哈...內建18cm被打槍.....

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-31T07:10

竟敢約匿匿，細賀

By Brianna
at 2017-02-05T06:59

呵呵呃呵呵呵

By Caitlin
at 2017-02-10T06:48

老婆又前妻（拍拍

By Lucy
at 2017-02-15T06:37

只能說你約不成活該

By Caitlin
at 2017-02-20T06:26

老婆變前妻

By Ethan
at 2017-02-25T06:15

匿名姐姐你也敢約？

By Caitlin
at 2017-03-02T06:04

這板魯蛇肥宅真多，超幻想的...

By Adele
at 2017-03-07T05:53

後面太豪洨了XD

By Ingrid
at 2017-03-12T05:42

哈哈

By Jacky
at 2017-03-17T05:31

你也算是一位勇士敬你一杯

By Mia
at 2017-03-22T05:20

你不知道現在夜店都會把人趕走嘛....

By Heather
at 2017-03-27T05:08

我來了～～～

By Quintina
at 2017-04-01T04:57

如何變成老婆??請教一下

By Bethany
at 2017-04-06T04:46

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈勇氣給推XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-04-11T04:35

啊就被當免費老爸啊哪來故事

By Hedwig
at 2017-04-16T04:24

已安裝

By Frederica
at 2017-04-21T04:13

約砲故事看太多了

By Callum
at 2017-04-26T04:02

敢約匿匿我還不噓你!!!

By Mason
at 2017-05-01T03:51

剛成立不久時有加後來幾天沒看就發現被踢了

By Hamiltion
at 2017-05-06T03:40

這是三小劇情，，，，

By Audriana
at 2017-05-11T03:29

阿你是不知道團長大都是男的嗎？

By Eden
at 2017-05-16T03:18

最後那個故事我喜歡

By Andrew
at 2017-05-21T03:07

夜店第一次見面就突入的你也敢娶怕了你

By Ivy
at 2017-05-26T02:55

匿名叫我罰寫我都還沒寫，嘻嘻

By Hardy
at 2017-05-31T02:44

黑箱鄉民團你也進飢不擇食r

By Enid
at 2017-06-05T02:33

一堆管理員都被獨裁匿氣走了我也是笑笑的

By Joseph
at 2017-06-10T02:22

另一個故事呢？！ (敲碗

By Eden
at 2017-06-15T02:11

你還是回去找你的左右手比較不易被打槍，好好聊天就好幹
嘛白天一直作夢那麼愛幻想呢孩子....

By Xanthe
at 2017-06-20T02:00

自己沒有就說人家做夢><哭哭

By Caroline
at 2017-06-25T01:49

找左右手吧

By Thomas
at 2017-06-30T01:38

溫馨別亂約守規矩就好啦

By Hazel
at 2017-07-05T01:27

你是87嗎

By Jack
at 2017-07-10T01:16

某樓這麼激動是不是也約了被踢(燦笑

By Hardy
at 2017-07-15T01:05

某樓好可憐喔

By William
at 2017-07-20T00:54

某樓這麼激動是不是也約了被踢(燦笑

By Gilbert
at 2017-07-25T00:42

另一個故事呢？(敲碗)

By Andy
at 2017-07-30T00:31

匿名男的你不知道媽？我才是女的為甚麼不約，可惡

By Elvira
at 2017-08-04T00:20

約我約我

By Tom
at 2017-08-09T00:09

雞八毛結果沒人約我我難過

By Daniel
at 2017-08-13T23:58

那個團一天到晚都在唱歌非常清新不是約炮團啦XD

By Michael
at 2017-08-18T23:47

（敲碗

By Irma
at 2017-08-23T23:36

看到煙煙我就笑了

By Frederica
at 2017-08-28T23:25

你有老婆還到處約炮？

Band約砲實錄 - 成人話題討論

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