520男友送我康乃馨的意義? - 成人話題討論

Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-05-20T22:31

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今天是520 魯妹我的閃光送我一束康乃馨
我不知道閃光的用意是什麼
有人知道嗎?
是要送玫瑰送錯送成康乃馨
還是在暗示魯妹我要當媽了

補西斯點
雖然閃光沒有廣大鄉民的30cm
但是至少有30的一半
每次我們在做愛的時候
閃光都要強制我把眼睛蒙起來
雙手綁起來 還要邊說:
「寶貝 快幹我 我好癢」
之後就開始狂插猛送
洗洗睡
魯妹我文筆不太好
只好po張照 表示歉意
http://i.imgur.com/PYmur1i.jpg

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Tags: 做愛

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Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-05-24T23:57
幹 穿這樣太誘惑了啦
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-05-29T01:23
五樓幫推
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-06-02T02:50
給你男友綠綠的
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-06-06T04:16
有男友哪裏魯 羨慕噓
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-06-10T05:42
第一段太好笑啦!!我男友520只會說英九要下台了
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-06-14T07:08
犯規啦
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-06-18T08:35
搞不好是要你當奶媽阿
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-06-22T10:01
玫瑰送外婆後資金不足 還好有上一期的康乃馨
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-06-26T11:27
我猜是康乃馨特價
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-06-30T12:54
我可以補送妳玫瑰
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-07-04T14:20
文筆真的要加油 狂抽猛送洗洗睡中間加幾個字吧
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-07-08T15:46
還好有圖不然就需了
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-07-12T17:13
圖不錯
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-07-16T18:39
你幹嘛把你男友敘述的好像早洩一樣…
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-07-20T20:05
蒙眼的時候抽送的是你男友嗎?
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-07-24T21:32
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-07-28T22:58
剩下的花
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-08-02T00:24
黑肉底
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-08-06T01:51
有點兇~~大概要妳當媽吧XD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-08-10T03:17
有圖就…
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-08-14T04:43
綠綠的
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-08-18T06:10
我猜家裡的花沒謝拿來送XD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-08-22T07:36
要是你是我你友,我ㄧ定讓你身分生級
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-08-26T09:02
祝你母親節快樂吧
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-08-30T10:28
焦點都不在花上
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-09-03T11:55
來吧 把康乃馨插我頭上
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-09-07T13:21
希臘腳推!
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-11T14:47
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-09-19T17:40
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1431880319.A.A0C.htm
在八卦版發文怎是"小弟" 反串唷
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-09-23T19:06
拖鞋很醜
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-09-27T20:33
有射有推
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-10-01T21:59
奶大但是奶罩醜醜der
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-10-05T23:25
照片到小腿一半就可以cut掉了,再往下照多扣分
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-10-10T00:52
偷圖?盜圖?
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-14T02:18
這樣的身材 一定是想讓妳當媽
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-10-18T03:44
好兇哦
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-10-22T05:11
我好像知道妳是誰...
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-10-26T06:37
盜圖噓
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-10-30T08:03
這圖太兇啦
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-11-03T09:30
又白又大,極品
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-11-07T10:56
這身材~阿斯
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-11-11T12:22
太兇狠了!!!!感謝回信
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-11-15T13:49
好辣哦
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-11-19T15:15
洗洗睡xD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-11-23T16:41
康乃馨喔,葬禮用的啊,這樣懂了嗎
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-11-27T18:07
強大
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-12-01T19:34
已寄信
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-12-05T21:00
沒有露大一點的嗎QAQ
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-12-09T22:26
母親節快樂之有奶便是娘,媽咪
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-12-13T23:53
已經融化了
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-12-18T01:19
準媽咪,母親節快樂!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-12-22T02:45
盜圖?
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-12-26T04:12
多噓幾次看能不能多一點圖... 送康乃馨是因為
母親節沒賣完 是目前最便宜的花...... 別問我為什麼我知道
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-12-30T05:38
下半身還好
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-01-03T07:04
我絕對不會說 我今天也有去買花...= ="
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-01-07T08:31
意思今晚中出 明年當媽
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-01-11T09:57
到底寫甚麼XDDD 文筆XDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-01-15T11:23
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-01-19T12:50
涼鞋超台
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-01-23T14:16
認真一下 你男友九成是因為有花就好 買個便宜的
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-01-27T15:42
已寄信
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-01-31T17:09
娘~~~~~~!!!!!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-02-04T18:35
連花都沒羨慕噓
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-02-08T20:01
我不信,請露奶_
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-02-12T21:27
謝謝你 我的愛 你讓我認識了你媽
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-02-16T22:54
康(空)奶心(胸口) 叫你露奶啦!
然後私信給我看就好XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-02-21T00:20
這衣著打扮 好像某人 原來你...
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-02-25T01:46
鞋好醜。
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-02-29T03:13
有讚有推
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-03-04T04:39
好想戰XD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-03-08T06:05
穿這樣誰受得了....
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-03-12T07:32
身高165左右,52公斤,大D
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-03-16T08:58
寄信中請稍後
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-03-20T10:24
可是口氣很男生的感覺,女生再怎麼男性化口氣也不會這樣才
對....我的看法啦
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-03-24T11:51
認真回:希望可以內射然後讓妳明年當媽
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-03-28T13:17
已寄信
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-04-01T14:43
別聊玫瑰花了,你有聽過康乃馨嗎
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-04-05T16:10
幹 已寄
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-04-09T17:36
臭酸宅有圖可尻了
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-04-13T19:02
未看先猜...待會準備好好滾床了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-04-17T20:29
當奶媽
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-04-21T21:55
他懷孕了,要你當媽
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-04-25T23:21
可惡想揉
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-04-30T00:47
矇住是因為是不同人嗎?
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-05-04T02:14
腳趾要照顧 已經開始變形了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-05-08T03:40
喜歡腳趾
John avatar
By John
at 2016-05-12T05:06
笑死
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-05-16T06:33
身材很好
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-05-20T07:59
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-05-24T09:25
脾氣很差~~
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-05-28T10:52
一點都不魯啊 男友人帥真好沒頭腦XD(偷婊
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-06-01T12:18
兇爆了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-06-05T13:44
眼睛矇住其實是因為你男友陽痿早洩 找打手代替
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-06-09T15:11
女生們一定覺得這樣玩宅宅們很有成就感
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-06-13T16:37
媽~~~~
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-06-17T18:03
哇...這身材我可以
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-06-21T19:30
之前發文都男的現在就女的?今天共用帳號真多
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-06-25T20:56
我可以
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-06-29T22:22
送康乃馨大概是想喝母乳吧
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-07-03T23:49
康奶腥
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-07-08T01:15
看到這鞋我沒辦法
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-07-12T02:41
樓下射惹
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-07-16T04:08
射惹
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-07-20T05:34
射惹
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-07-24T07:00
原來很多人很注意腳趾
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-07-28T08:26
準備注入讓妳當媽吧
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-08-01T09:53
我可以送你玫瑰請私ㄨㄛ
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-08-05T11:19
拿別人圖片作怪
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-09T12:45
估狗一下,反串無誤
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-08-13T14:12
反串?
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-08-17T15:38
媽 我來了~
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-08-21T17:04
P K 阿 怕 喔
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-08-25T18:31
已寄信
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-08-29T19:57
該不會你男友在演SOD吧
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-09-02T21:23
我可以讓你當媽
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-09-06T22:50
媽,祝你快樂我愛你~
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-09-11T00:16
鞋子大NG
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2016-09-15T01:42
好想看臉
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-09-19T03:09
我感受到你的誠意了
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-09-23T04:35
這鞋跟這腳我不行
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-09-27T06:01
這8成是男友帳號
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-10-01T07:28
鞋子太醜 換雙哈瓦士好嗎
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-10-05T08:54
畫質好好喔
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-10-09T10:20
醒醒吧 妳沒男友 但是妳有我
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-10-13T11:46
快逃吧 找我
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-10-17T13:13
乳妹才對吧?
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-10-21T14:39
渾圓飽滿大奶讚
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-10-25T16:05
不夠真實
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-10-29T17:32
想幹
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2016-11-02T18:58
就想要讓你當媽,這麼難懂?你也想的話今晚多誘惑
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-11-06T20:24
他想內射
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-11-10T21:51
小心彈出來
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-11-14T23:17
已寄信
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-11-19T00:43
原來昨天是520啊~小妹男友沒任何反應
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-11-23T02:10
台語:康(洞)乃(奶)馨(腥)
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-11-27T03:36
那個花是公司發的吧,我們公司一人發一把
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-12-01T05:02
推黑絲
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-12-05T06:29
我可以,已寄信
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-12-09T07:55
我可以 讚
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-12-13T09:21
想讓妳餵奶嗎...
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-12-17T10:48
有圖有推
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-12-21T12:14
因為有奶便是
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-12-25T13:40
噓你拖鞋
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-12-29T15:06
他想中出了
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-01-02T16:33
安安
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-01-06T17:59
有奶便是娘
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-01-10T19:25
.....
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2017-01-14T20:52
奶媽無誤!

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