2019年用過最爽的自慰套TOP5 - 成人話題討論

Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-12-12T12:41

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曾經在網路上花費數小時苦尋U質好魚
曾經跨縣市到了超商卻叫我買點卡
曾經開了門才發現是巨龍
曾經遇到像我欠他錢的小姐,只想拿錢走人
曾經差點被偷錢包還好有要回來
曾經遇到一個不錯的,隔天就回越南


當慾火來臨,屢次的挫敗也難以阻止我想噴射的心情
但實在他奶奶的太挫敗了
挫敗到幹完都覺得我到底在幹嘛?
怎麼不拿這幾千元去學好日文,學JS

數年來無數次的反省, 我終於找到歸屬
單身漢子,何以為洩
天下一穴,能解我慾

我嘗試把吃魚喝茶的錢
都拿來買自慰套
搭配線上AV影城
省時又省錢

現在要說服還在魚海漂泊的芸芸眾屌
以下列出本年度最佳CP質自慰套


TOP 5 - R20 第三代
https://i.imgur.com/A6rxC8T.jpg

謠傳鄉民神器,個人覺得還行,但不是最優秀,原因是刺激度不足
已經是廣為人知的穴穴,就不贅述


TOP 4 - 電動a魔森
https://i.imgur.com/ylME8wl.jpg

我都叫他魔鬼涮屌機,為什麼要用涮呢 ?
涮有搖動沖洗器物的意思
用這台看起來很像在洗屌 *如下圖

https://i.imgur.com/oxiptac.gif
https://i.imgur.com/PUMmNo4.gif


爽度不是很高 但是很舒服
舒服點在於矽膠來回涮過頭頭的時候 有種酥麻感
https://i.imgur.com/riGqhJg.jpg
這是手動自慰套感受不到的極細膩觸感
也可以看看自己雞雞多大
SO SWEET





TOP 3 - 天下一穴
https://i.imgur.com/mgMLkzM.jpg

這款聽店員介紹買的,好像在日本很紅
插入後有一種神奇的感覺
像是套子裡面有兩三隻手指頭在撫摸你的屌
聽起來有點可怕
但真的有這種感覺
刺激度比R20高出許多


TOP 2 - 煉金術師
https://i.imgur.com/YJoGuHc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/gSN0EIU.jpg
這產品有故事,大概是地球要毀滅,煉金術師要找精子來創造新人類 ?
他奶奶的中二
原本蠻排斥這種有點中二產品
但是店員在介紹後看到我頻頻搖頭
毫不猶豫拆開一個樣品給我體驗 (是用手指體驗,店員不是拓也哥)
我被他驚人的吸力給嚇到
擠壓出空氣後 手指整個被吸住

https://i.imgur.com/UcJhUVK.jpg

回家一試 果然不同凡響
曾經吃過一條魚也很緊很會吸
但這款煉金術師 緊實度+吸力讓我難以忘懷
等這壞掉我想我會再買一個


TOP 1 - 新 ‧ 天下一穴 (天下一穴的進化版)

https://i.imgur.com/heWPJDJ.jpg

你不用多說了 ! 錢給你 趕快結帳

在店員還沒開口介紹
我這句話讓店員沉默了
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我唬爛的
但舊款天下一穴良好的體驗,確實讓我對這款很是期待
在用雞雞深入體驗後

從穴口插入開始,明顯更緊更刺激
雞雞進入到中間,搭配溫感潤滑液
原先手指感覺瞬間升級成舌頭
那種感覺 讓人想一輩子勃起不要射
在來回抽差過程中
我選擇閉上眼睛 不看螢幕的女優
過往吃過的魚、喝過的茶 在我腦海不停穿梭

真D爽
是新天下一穴給我的感覺


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By Caroline
at 2019-12-14T08:48
新天下一穴現在夢天堂在雙12特價
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at 2019-12-21T17:13
被新天下夾到差點送急診
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手刀立刻購買去
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太刺激的話 基本還是不太喜歡 太快結束
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電動那個聲音會不會很大啊
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at 2020-01-18T06:46
洗屌機超好笑
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at 2020-01-20T02:52
唯一支持情趣夢天堂 店長太帥了
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推~感謝分享心得
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at 2020-02-13T00:13
上個月朋友送我top2那個 還沒用過 裡面送的潤滑液好用
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at 2020-02-14T20:20
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at 2020-02-18T12:32
新天下不錯 煉金術膠感太重像在幹水管
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By Carolina Franco
at 2020-02-20T08:38
推,我也花了一些錢買慘痛的經驗過
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at 2020-02-22T04:45
推推推~
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推,來試試
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at 2020-03-15T05:59
我也想買新天下
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at 2020-03-18T22:12
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at 2020-03-20T18:18
幹白痴哦,好想下單哦
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at 2020-03-22T14:24
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at 2020-03-24T10:31
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at 2020-03-26T06:37
抱歉紅明顯一下,有沒有鄉民下單了結參考哪裡下單划算
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at 2020-04-08T03:20
專業呀!!!!貌似該買一下了XDDD
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at 2020-04-09T23:27
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at 2020-04-11T19:33
推啊!!
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at 2020-04-13T15:39
衝啦!
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at 2020-04-19T03:58
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推XDDD
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at 2020-05-03T20:48
洗衣機感覺好誘惑人啊!
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at 2020-05-05T16:54
推推
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By Bethany
at 2020-05-07T13:00
洗雞雞我笑了
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at 2020-05-09T09:06
Push
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at 2020-05-11T05:13
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at 2020-05-24T01:56
已敗,期待ing
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at 2020-05-25T22:02
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By Madame
at 2020-05-27T18:09
你給錢,我來推~
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at 2020-05-31T10:21
推~沒用過QQ
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at 2020-06-02T06:27
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at 2020-06-04T02:34
笑死我
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at 2020-06-05T22:40
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at 2020-06-07T18:46
有分享 有推
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at 2020-06-11T10:59
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at 2020-06-15T03:11
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By Vanessa
at 2020-06-16T23:17
推專業 從沒試過說
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By Freda
at 2020-06-18T19:23
這麼浮誇的嗎哈哈哈
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By Yedda
at 2020-06-20T15:30
長姿勢XDDDDDDD
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By Gary
at 2020-06-22T11:36
推,真羨慕吃那麼多魚
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By Barb Cronin
at 2020-06-24T07:42
推推
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By Susan
at 2020-06-26T03:48
形容超好笑XDDDD
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By Gary
at 2020-06-27T23:55
蝦皮有看到一個745 有85折價券 630左右
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By Belly
at 2020-06-29T20:01
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By Genevieve
at 2020-07-01T16:07
我來找找哪裡買的到
推一個
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By Leila
at 2020-07-03T12:13
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By Mary
at 2020-07-05T08:20
推你
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By Cara
at 2020-07-07T04:26
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By Anonymous
at 2020-07-09T00:32
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By Anonymous
at 2020-07-10T20:38
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By Genevieve
at 2020-07-12T16:45
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By Daniel
at 2020-07-14T12:51
我都用會播音樂的
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By Necoo
at 2020-07-16T08:57
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By Annie
at 2020-07-18T05:03
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By Hedda
at 2020-07-20T01:09
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By Ula
at 2020-07-21T21:16
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By Elma
at 2020-07-23T17:22
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By Thomas
at 2020-07-25T13:28
被洗屌笑死
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By Bethany
at 2020-07-27T09:34
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By Catherine
at 2020-07-29T05:41
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By Hardy
at 2020-07-31T01:47
good
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By Mia
at 2020-08-01T21:53
第二個好像那種隨身型的果汁機噢XD
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By Catherine
at 2020-08-03T17:59
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By Ula
at 2020-08-05T14:06
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By Jacky
at 2020-08-07T10:12
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By Zenobia
at 2020-08-09T06:18
推,想買來送人
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By David
at 2020-08-11T02:24
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By Brianna
at 2020-08-12T22:30
牙敗
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By Kristin
at 2020-08-14T18:37
穴哥4ni?原來還有比R20神的套
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By Todd Johnson
at 2020-08-16T14:43
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By Quintina
at 2020-08-18T10:49
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By Jacky
at 2020-08-20T06:55
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By Sarah
at 2020-08-22T03:02
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By Bethany
at 2020-08-23T23:08
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By Agnes
at 2020-08-25T19:14
我都買好了才看到這篇文
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By Kelly
at 2020-08-27T15:20
學JS哈哈
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By Hedwig
at 2020-08-29T11:27
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By Hamiltion
at 2020-08-31T07:33
https://i.imgur.com/A05NY2j.jpg
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-09-02T03:39
推推
James avatar
By James
at 2020-09-03T23:45
https://i.imgur.com/8OkSfB3.jpg
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-09-05T19:52
R20三代蝦皮最低價775!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-09-07T15:58
樓上也太便宜,是仿的吧..
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2020-09-09T12:04
購買有門市的店家 品質有保障
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By Valerie
at 2020-09-11T08:10
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By Edwina
at 2020-09-13T04:16
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By Olga
at 2020-09-15T00:23
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By Steve
at 2020-09-16T20:29
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By Ida
at 2020-09-18T16:35
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By Aaliyah
at 2020-09-20T12:41
推推
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By Jessica
at 2020-09-22T08:48
乾 也太專業了
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By Yedda
at 2020-09-24T04:54
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By Kristin
at 2020-09-26T01:00
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By Thomas
at 2020-09-27T21:06
第四名看起來好像果汁機,覺得痛
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By Connor
at 2020-09-29T17:13
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By Mary
at 2020-10-01T13:19
專業推
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By Caroline
at 2020-10-03T09:25
講到我都好希望我有屌可以用看看
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By Irma
at 2020-10-05T05:31
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By Mary
at 2020-10-07T01:37
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By Carolina Franco
at 2020-10-08T21:44
下訂一個玩玩看…
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By Tracy
at 2020-10-10T17:50
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By Andy
at 2020-10-12T13:56
新天下一穴好用 不過我自己還是最愛七穴 硬材質刺激
度更高 用膩了就跟天下交換用
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-10-14T10:02
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By George
at 2020-10-16T06:09
業配天下
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By Joe
at 2020-10-18T02:15
這種東西到底怎麼清洗...?
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By Olive
at 2020-10-19T22:21
推推
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By Hedwig
at 2020-10-21T18:27
推推
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By Necoo
at 2020-10-23T14:34
想買果汁機惹,洗老二跟diy,一次滿足~~
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By Adele
at 2020-10-25T10:40
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By Frederica
at 2020-10-27T06:46
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By Catherine
at 2020-10-29T02:52
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By Adele
at 2020-10-30T22:59
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By Rebecca
at 2020-11-01T19:05
收到謝謝
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By Anonymous
at 2020-11-03T15:11
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By Frederica
at 2020-11-05T11:17
@soljionly3y 天穴跟R20都能直接翻出來洗
不過有些比較厚的或洞太小的就沒辦法了…
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2020-11-07T07:23
R20三代被講到太神奇,用了反而失望
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-11-09T03:30
如果不要有任何想像,R20還可以
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2020-11-10T23:36
R20我個人倒覺得超無感 用了30分鐘都沒感覺 RideJapa
n那幾款好用多了
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2020-11-12T19:42
天下一穴 二道螺旋 七穴達令都滿不錯用
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By Christine
at 2020-11-14T15:48
紅明顯一下 現在才發現樓主圖片放錯了 圖片是一代R20
三代長這樣 https://i.imgur.com/k5fJ5Um.jpg
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2020-11-16T11:55
感謝分享
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-11-18T08:01
推 這麼多個感覺保養很麻煩
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By Queena
at 2020-11-20T04:07
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By Sarah
at 2020-11-22T00:13
https://i.imgur.com/nS6kkGq.jpg
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By Damian
at 2020-11-23T20:20
https://i.imgur.com/og7PcCG.jpg
第二個看起來就是拔G毛機
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By Edwina
at 2020-11-25T16:26
專業給推
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By Hardy
at 2020-11-27T12:32
給p
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By Agatha
at 2020-11-29T08:38
感覺是回不去系列
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By Eartha
at 2020-12-01T04:44
太神啦
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By John
at 2020-12-03T00:51
謝大哥
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By Edwina
at 2020-12-04T20:57
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By Skylar Davis
at 2020-12-06T17:03
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By Edith
at 2020-12-08T13:09
推分享!立刻到情趣 NO.1衝了2個新天下一穴
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-12-10T09:16
剛開一箱舊天下 已經很可怕了
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By Isla
at 2020-12-12T05:22
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By Edward Lewis
at 2020-12-14T01:28
推學 JS
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By Frederic
at 2020-12-15T21:34
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By Sandy
at 2020-12-17T17:41
穴穴你
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By Ethan
at 2020-12-19T13:47
這麼厲害
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By Steve
at 2020-12-21T09:53
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By Callum
at 2020-12-23T05:59
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By Belly
at 2020-12-25T02:06
推推

女房客與房東同床3個月 控遭性侵不起訴

Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2019-12-12T00:51
https://news.ltn.com.tw/news/society/breakingnews/3006248 新北地檢署調查,小婷案發後未立即報警求助,還跟楊男同睡一張床近3個月, 不符常情,將全案不起訴。(記者陳慰慈攝) https://i.imgur.com/EL4vOIr.jpg 2019-1 ...

表現性感的小模們當下會hi嗎?

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By Elma
at 2019-12-11T22:46
之前和一些攝影師聊過 性感或是誘人的感覺 要投入 才拍的出感覺 不曉得像那些表現性感的小模還是夜店dancer 她們在表現性感時會有感覺嗎? 會覺得hi嗎? - ...

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-12-11T22:22
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By Irma
at 2019-12-11T22:15
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有一種人 3

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By Carol
at 2019-12-11T20:43
有一種人,心口不一,說的比做的好聽。 『我希望我們是一對一的關係。』 『霸佔對方,也被霸佔。』 _ _ 終於撐到了星期五,週末總算可以好好放鬆 手指飛快的在手機上敲打 一一回覆訊息,開心的心情不言而喻 『明天一起吃個飯吧』拋出邀約 站在衣櫃前挑選著赴約衣服 合身的襯衫,貼身的牛仔褲更襯托一 ...