射了1.5公尺多~好舒服 - 成人話題討論

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※ 引述《imdogpig (imdogpig)》之銘言:
: 期中考完放鬆和女友做
: 最後衝刺完本來要射在女友背上的
: 結果射太遠 害女友要去洗頭…
: 我量一下大概射了一點五公尺多耶
: 女生的那裡差不多也才深十多公分
: 我射了大約十五倍的距離~好舒服
: (女友是E讓我太興奮的關係吧?)
: 不曉得五樓30cm可以射多遠?

我們來算一下就知道了,
射精的速度約是45km/hr,也就是12.5m/s,
先不考慮太複雜的一些變數,像是射出去會遇到空氣阻力等等,
你說射了1.5公尺,以上述的速度,花了0.12秒,
假設你射的時候老二和地面平行,
依重力加速度公式來換算高度,S=V0*t+0.5*g*t^2
你射出去時的高度是0.07056公尺,也就是7公分。

這個數字算起來很合理,想像一下,用背後位,
插抽到最後,維持原姿勢拔出來想射在背上,老二和女友身體有7公平的平行距離,
飛行1.5公尺,0.12秒後,在女友的頭上降落,只不過是平均值,
套句追殺比爾II白眉的話,你的射精速度,只有一般人的水準。

讓我比較有興趣的是你說射了1.5公尺,本來要射在女友背上,
合理的推論你是採背後位,也就是你女友的臀部到頭有1.5公尺,
這個長度就是坐高,東方人平均的坐高和身高比例是0.54,
換算起來你女友的身高是……2.77公尺!!!


輸在這種地方,我也沒話說了,原po是真男人。

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All Comments

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Hardy avatarHardy2008-04-22
.......太屌了
Catherine avatarCatherine2008-04-23
XD.......
Andy avatarAndy2008-04-24
樓下的洨都以接近光速前進,要用相對論
Yuri avatarYuri2008-04-25
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Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2008-04-26
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Mason avatarMason2008-05-07
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性愛物理諾貝爾獎非你莫屬^^
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2.77公尺 我想到妖獸都市這部香港電影._.
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Bethany avatarBethany2008-05-26
如果他女朋友最後用腳趾頭幫他夾出來 那就差不多剛好1.5m
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讓我想到哈利波特裡...海格的爸爸跟媽媽...
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hatako: 感謝您的認真回應
Kyle avatarKyle2008-06-10
太猛了
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2008-06-10
物理系幫推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2008-06-11
推貓柳田
Ingrid avatarIngrid2008-06-12
結論是原PO只有7公分,女友身高2.77m?
Ophelia avatarOphelia2008-06-13
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Lily avatarLily2008-06-14
本日最專業!!
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帥呆了XD
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Odelette avatarOdelette2008-06-25
這真是太屌了
Adele avatarAdele2008-06-26
《上站次數》11386次 恐怖...
Lily avatarLily2008-06-27
真強者
Jacob avatarJacob2008-06-28
看西斯 長知識
Necoo avatarNecoo2008-06-29
你認真了 XD
Brianna avatarBrianna2008-06-29
專業!!!
Linda avatarLinda2008-06-30
你的物理學老師流下了欣慰的淚水
Rae avatarRae2008-07-01
專業
Oliver avatarOliver2008-07-02
貓柳田來啦~~~ 專業
Emma avatarEmma2008-07-03
算錯了 v0*t 那項哪來的
Irma avatarIrma2008-07-04
專業啦
Daniel avatarDaniel2008-07-05
讓她爆
Kama avatarKama2008-07-05
原PO女友是日本打摔角的馬場嘛
William avatarWilliam2008-07-06
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Frederica avatarFrederica2008-07-07
XD
James avatarJames2008-07-08
Vo不是12.5m/s嗎? 射精水平速度呀~
Delia avatarDelia2008-07-09
revival你國中沒畢業?
Anthony avatarAnthony2008-07-10
V0可以使用都卜勒測速槍求得
Ida avatarIda2008-07-11
XDDDDDDDDD v0*t 是說初速度*時間吧 R大不要太計較啦
Selena avatarSelena2008-07-12
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Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2008-07-12
Newton公式被如此有效運用 他都哭了
Lily avatarLily2008-07-13
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Una avatarUna2008-07-14
爆爆爆爆
Todd Johnson avatarTodd Johnson2008-07-15
牛頓地下有知 一定會甚感安慰
Tristan Cohan avatarTristan Cohan2008-07-16
爆吧~
Agatha avatarAgatha2008-07-17
Charlie avatarCharlie2008-07-18
Edwina avatarEdwina2008-07-18
未看先推爆
Poppy avatarPoppy2008-07-19
太神了!
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Poppy avatarPoppy2008-07-21
Blanche avatarBlanche2008-07-22
原來妳的女朋友是姚明啊 啊~~~~~斯
Hedwig avatarHedwig2008-07-23
Tom avatarTom2008-07-24
性學博士當之無愧
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Selena avatarSelena2008-07-25
看此文者無一不淚流滿面啊
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Harry avatarHarry2008-07-27
Ivy avatarIvy2008-07-28
XD
Jacob avatarJacob2008-07-29
想到他女友就軟掉......
Mia avatarMia2008-07-30
請問這個數據 射精的速度約是45km/hr 是哪來的?
Lily avatarLily2008-07-31
似乎忘了考慮拔出向後的速度 Vo應該是12.5-拔出的速度
Faithe avatarFaithe2008-07-31
原PO並不是說"多"射了1.5公尺,他只是單純射了1.5M
Hazel avatarHazel2008-08-01
幹 屌爆了
Olive avatarOlive2008-08-02
他有可能跪在女友腳邊打算射個50公分到屁股上
Jacob avatarJacob2008-08-03
要不要考慮黏滯係數阿.....
Rae avatarRae2008-08-04
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Rosalind avatarRosalind2008-08-05
專業的講講 ! 推!!!~
Hamiltion avatarHamiltion2008-08-06
這篇超好笑XD
Rosalind avatarRosalind2008-08-06
Jake avatarJake2008-08-07
XD
Emily avatarEmily2008-08-08
簡直就是貓柳田
George avatarGeorge2008-08-09
神!我看到神了阿!〒△〒
Adele avatarAdele2008-08-10
靠杯XDDDD 想當初我高中物理最威的就是運動學ˊˇˋ
Zora avatarZora2008-08-11
原PO:娘子快出來看上帝
Joseph avatarJoseph2008-08-12
Yuri avatarYuri2008-08-13
.....XD
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2008-08-13
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Frederica avatarFrederica2008-08-14
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Ina avatarIna2008-08-15
我不能同意你更多了
Noah avatarNoah2008-08-16
男生都好厲害
Lily avatarLily2008-08-17
太好笑啦
Oscar avatarOscar2008-08-18
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Margaret avatarMargaret2008-08-19
很無言~~算那麼準.............
Heather avatarHeather2008-08-19
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Noah avatarNoah2008-08-20
太好笑了 XD
Enid avatarEnid2008-08-21
Adele avatarAdele2008-08-22
你的初速度怎麼來的?
Kristin avatarKristin2008-08-23
Megan avatarMegan2008-08-24
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Irma avatarIrma2008-08-25
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Bethany avatarBethany2008-08-25
100分! XDD
Brianna avatarBrianna2008-08-26
娘子快出來看神阿
Xanthe avatarXanthe2008-08-27
哇哈哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Michael avatarMichael2008-08-28
貓柳田...我以為是岸和田 XDDDDD
Ina avatarIna2008-08-29
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Ingrid avatarIngrid2008-08-30
神探伽利略!!!
Sarah avatarSarah2008-08-31
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Ethan avatarEthan2008-09-01
神人出現了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oliver avatarOliver2008-09-01
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Freda avatarFreda2008-09-02
路過推
Olive avatarOlive2008-09-03
推專業
Quanna avatarQuanna2008-09-04
XD
Blanche avatarBlanche2008-09-05
乾 好神
George avatarGeorge2008-09-06
你的原始資料 出處哪裡沒說
Todd Johnson avatarTodd Johnson2008-09-07
Lily avatarLily2008-09-07
其實滿多錯誤的
Zora avatarZora2008-09-08
XDDD爆推!
Elizabeth avatarElizabeth2008-09-09
原始資料...自己看17488篇不會 不爬文只會噓 嘖嘖
Genevieve avatarGenevieve2008-09-10
XD
Agatha avatarAgatha2008-09-11
噓文的拿正確資料出來啊 打嘴砲誰都會^_<
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2008-09-12
換算起來你女友的身高是……2.77公尺!!!原po終於點中
Olive avatarOlive2008-09-13
別看到一堆數字就覺得很屌,其實算錯了
Regina avatarRegina2008-09-13
V0t是水平速度,1/2 gt^2是垂直加速度,不能直接加
Ophelia avatarOphelia2008-09-14
而且洨的粘滯性對移動速度影響很大 不過爆比較帥
Elvira avatarElvira2008-09-15
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Ingrid avatarIngrid2008-09-16
初速呢?
Sarah avatarSarah2008-09-17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
John avatarJohn2008-09-18
專業!
Isla avatarIsla2008-09-19
有創意
James avatarJames2008-09-20
感謝您認真的回應 不過還是重算吧XD
Olga avatarOlga2008-09-23
感謝妳認真回應
Delia avatarDelia2008-09-24
感謝你認真回應
Yedda avatarYedda2008-09-25
真神人!
Mary avatarMary2008-09-26
你女朋友是她嗎? http://tinyurl.com/4w3bht
Tom avatarTom2008-09-26
樓上的連結好恐怖 =_="
Olivia avatarOlivia2008-09-27
啊靠 如果算黏滯性的話 原原PO女友可能是3m以上長人
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2008-09-28
噓的人是要大家知道他們數理更強
Ophelia avatarOphelia2008-09-29
●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●!
Adele avatarAdele2008-09-30
噓的沒能力 單純想紅
Olga avatarOlga2008-10-01
就真的錯了啊-.- 你要不要去問你物理老師-.-
Freda avatarFreda2008-10-02
補爆 建議原 po 改一下
Hedda avatarHedda2008-10-02
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Callum avatarCallum2008-10-03
這種主題值得探討對不對嗎= =...沒意義吧
Lucy avatarLucy2008-10-04
我瘋了 看完文章後竟然在驗算.....
Noah avatarNoah2008-10-05
XD
Ingrid avatarIngrid2008-10-06
了不起,去念MIT吧
Tristan Cohan avatarTristan Cohan2008-10-07
專業 溫馨 有創意
Victoria avatarVictoria2008-10-08
搞笑諾貝爾物理獎應該頒給原Po
Carol avatarCarol2008-10-09
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Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2008-10-09
售我揖拜....
Todd Johnson avatarTodd Johnson2008-10-10
娘子阿~快跟牛魔王出來看上帝啊~
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2008-10-11
伽利略XD
William avatarWilliam2008-10-12
V0t 就垂直初速的公式阿 這裡是代0吧 直接1/2gt^2
Ida avatarIda2008-10-13
先說明一下初速數值哪來的 不然底下全豪洨
Rosalind avatarRosalind2008-10-14
給你爆
Elvira avatarElvira2008-10-15
爆爆王
Jake avatarJake2008-10-15
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